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Sometimes it's better to be direct. Includes a recycled brown envelope for mailing.

The perfect card for horny lovers, this card is blank inside so that it can be used for anniversaries, Valentines, birthdays, or just a random outburst of your sexy love.

**Need more than one?**

Mix and match 5 cards for £10 here: http://etsy.me/1d3LsV4
Mix and match 10 cards for £18 here: http://etsy.me/1f1RVBP
Mix and match 15 cards for £25 here: http://etsy.me/1d3LzzS


∙ Unique hand-drawn design by Lost Marbles Co, digitally finished
∙ Blank inside for your own impressive personal greeting
∙ Quality 300gsm white card
∙ A6 when folded - 148mm x 105mm
∙ Supplied with a 100% recycled brown envelope

**Shipping - UK**

∙ Orders shipped via Royal Mail 1st Class
∙ Orders will take 2-3 days to arrive on your doorstep
∙ Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
∙ Option to upgrade to Royal Mail 1st Class Signed at checkout

**Shipping - International**

∙ All orders shipped using Royal Mail Airmail
∙ International orders can take up to 14 days - please ensure you leave time to purchase!
∙ Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
∙ Option to upgrade to international tracking at checkout

I'm an English designer on a mission to make people smile with my bonkers hand illustrated greeting cards and gifts.


**Please note**
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Thank you for shopping with Lost Marbles Co!

Frequently asked questions about LostMarblesCo

Please check the Delivery policy above for an estimate on the arrival of your order.
Of course! Just send me a message here or by emailing kat@lostmarblesco.com

Please note due to turnaround times if you request an address change more than 24 hours after the order is placed I cannot guarantee it will be possible (the order may have already been dispatched)
I take wholesale orders. Please contact me by messaging me on Etsy or alternatively emailing kat@lostmarblesco.com or filling in the form at http://lostmarblesco.com/wholesale/

If you have a local store you think would be suitable for Lost Marbles products get in touch!

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: heavy card stock, ink, envelope
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United Kingdom
  • Feedback: 1086 reviews
  • Favorited by: 94 people