The Original I Love You and Your Farts Valentine Greeting Card

$5.00

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Arrives by Dec 2-10 if you order today.
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Dec 2-10

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Bright White, 110 lb Cover, Cover Stock, Acid Free, Satin, Smooth, Green E Certified, Wind Power, 70 lb Envelope, Baronial Envelope, Quality, Original, Mohawk

This is the original card (copyrighted)! Support the artist and don't buy those imitations!

You know you've found the right person when you can tolerate their flatulence (or vice versa). Take your love, and let it rip!



*All cards are blank inside!



Artwork is printed on Acid/Chlorine Free, Green-e Certified, Smooth, Bright White, 110 lb Cover Stock. Each card is 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" and comes with a 70 lb, Super White, 5 1/2 Baronial Envelope.


All images copyright ©Natalie Bojorquez

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The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location (actual or inferred), the seller's processing time and location, and the shipping carrier.

Other factors—such as shipping carrier delays or placing an order on weekend/holiday—may push the arrival of your item beyond this date.

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Dec 2-10

Nov 29

After you place your order, beeisforbear will take 1-3 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Nov 30-Dec 2

beeisforbear puts your order in the mail.

Dec 2-10

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 2-10!

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Ships from Long Beach, CA

Natalie Bojorquez

Natalie Bojorquez

Owner of beeisforbear

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2,331 reviews

5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

was the card for our anniversary, and he loved it

Jerilyn A Mar 19, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

It's so original and all the experience of buying went so smoothly I cannot but recomend!

KataRokar Mar 13, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable - this was the absolute perfect card for my BF and it's so nice to support an independent artist / seller. thank you!

saarenbobaaren Mar 17, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

My wife loved the card and I loved her card to me because we ordered the same card from you. Of course we didn't know till they arrived and we opened them. Fast shipping and great overall quality.

Melecio Guzman Feb 17, 2021

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