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Unholy Orders: Satanic Priesthood Kit

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IMPORTANT: SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN BEFORE ORDERING THIS ITEM!*

It's never been easier to become an ordained Minister, Priest, Rabbi, Inman, Shaman, Guru, or Energy Worker. Just do a simple online search an you'll find dozens of offers to make you a mortal of the cloth. But what if you're not cut from the same fabric as these holy ones? Where does one turn for guidance and leadership in the ways of Wickedness?

You will find all you seek within your Dark, Infernal soul! The Satanic Priesthood is for all who seek to serve their desires above all other gods and masters! If you are fully committed to furthering the Five Satanic Virtues of Selfishness, Laziness, Insolence, Lustfulness, and Vanity throughout the earth, if you seek to share our Unholy Mayhem with all you meet, then the Satanic Priesthood is for YOU!

Order this kit an receive everything you need* to attain and practice the Black Magic of the Unholy Priesthood! The kit includes:

- One vile vial of Unholy Anointing Oil
- 72 Demonic voices and images (Shemhamforash!) to assist you in practicing your Infernal Calling
- Hellfire and Brimstone (a pair of black candles and a vial of sulfur) for casting open the gates of the Abyss
- A personalized certificate and credentials identifying you as a Priest of the Satanic Missionary Society (you must sign and return the included card after completing the instructions to receive these.)
- Complete instructions for performing the ordination ritual and registering as a Satanic Priest

Order now and start officiating your own Weddings, Funerals, Antichristenings, and angelic Exorcisms!

Satan wants YOU!

* Please Note: While this kit contains everything you need to become a Satanic Priest, we strongly recommend making a Pact with the Devil before seeking the Satanic Priesthood, and the instructions included assume you have completed the instructions in the Faustian Bargain Kit. You will achieve more satisfying results if you sell you soul to Satan ( http://satanicmission.org/soul ) before ordering and completing this.
IMPORTANT: SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN BEFORE ORDERING THIS ITEM!*

It's never been easier to become an ordained Minister, Priest, Rabbi, Inman, Shaman, Guru, or Energy Worker. Just do a simple online search an you'll find dozens of offers to make you a mortal of the cloth. But what if you're not cut from the same fabric as these holy ones? Where does one turn for guidance and leadership in the ways of Wickedness?

You will find all you seek within your Dark, Infernal soul! The Satanic Priesthood is for all who seek to serve their desires above all other gods and masters! If you are fully committed to furthering the Five Satanic Virtues of Selfishness, Laziness, Insolence, Lustfulness, and Vanity throughout the earth, if you seek to share our Unholy Mayhem with all you meet, then the Satanic Priesthood is for YOU!

Order this kit an receive everything you need* to attain and practice the Black Magic of the Unholy Priesthood! The kit includes:

- One vile vial of Unholy Anointing Oil
- 72 Demonic voices and images (Shemhamforash!) to assist you in practicing your Infernal Calling
- Hellfire and Brimstone (a pair of black candles and a vial of sulfur) for casting open the gates of the Abyss
- A personalized certificate and credentials identifying you as a Priest of the Satanic Missionary Society (you must sign and return the included card after completing the instructions to receive these.)
- Complete instructions for performing the ordination ritual and registering as a Satanic Priest

Order now and start officiating your own Weddings, Funerals, Antichristenings, and angelic Exorcisms!

Satan wants YOU!

* Please Note: While this kit contains everything you need to become a Satanic Priest, we strongly recommend making a Pact with the Devil before seeking the Satanic Priesthood, and the instructions included assume you have completed the instructions in the Faustian Bargain Kit. You will achieve more satisfying results if you sell you soul to Satan ( http://satanicmission.org/soul ) before ordering and completing this.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(25)
  • Reviewed by mikeski1270
    5 out of 5 stars
    May 14, 2018
    Fast shipping excellent candles look forward to buying more
    Satanic Candles: One Pair

  • Reviewed by Crunchovskl
    5 out of 5 stars
    Apr 4, 2017
    I bought these 72 downloadable Demons I was not disappointed, and have had much pleasure playing their sounds, while looking at their pictures that came with them and the registration number of each demon. I love how they are trapped in .mp3 format! Thanks!
    72 Downloadable Demons (Set #B0DBEDF0-DCDF-402E-BDC6-68B91D0E0A80)

  • Reviewed by Crunchovskl
    5 out of 5 stars
    Apr 4, 2017
    I received the pocket demons, I chose the more expensive ones instead of the value one's because I wanted the charcoal powder in the bottles but was disappointed to find them without the charcoal! But I did get the paper registration number and picture in the bottles instead of the cheaper plastic tag without a registration number but with picture. So I am kind of happy with what I got, but I didn't think it was worth it to send them back because they didn't have the charcoal powder inside them, they still have the paper and the demon within. So I can live with that. I would like to say that it was probably an oversight on their part and not intentional to leave the charcoal out? I would definitely buy from them again! it's still a great idea. I also purchased the demons trapped in .mp3 format, and bought the CD package.
    I received the pocket demons, I chose the more expensive ones instead of the value one's because I wanted the charcoal powder in the bottles but was disappointed to find them without the charcoal! But I did get the paper registration number and picture in the bottles instead of the cheaper plastic tag without a registration number but with picture. So I am kind of happy with what I got, but I didn't think it was worth it to send them back because they didn't have the charcoal powder inside them, they still have the paper and the demon within. So I can live with that. I...
    Pocket Demons: One Pair

  • Reviewed by jimcopple01
    5 out of 5 stars
    Dec 28, 2016
    Handcrafted slow burning, high quality
    Satanic Candles: One Pair

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Only this shop offers the NINEFOLD SATANIC REWARDS guarantee! Any money you spend here will come back to you NINEFOLD in Satanic ill-gotten personal gains! That's fully TWOFOLD better than what other deities offer! So the more you spend here THE MORE SATAN WILL DO FOR YOU! Go ahead! Try it!

(Fine print: Ninefold Satanic Returns are calculated by Infernal Demonic Minions based on product list prices, exclusive of sales tax and shipping. While Ninefold Saanic Returns are absolutely guaranteed, we can make no predictions on the form they will take or whether the purchaser will perceive them as such)

Unholy Orders: Satanic Priesthood Kit

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Sulfur, Wax, Glass, Filth, Wickedness
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