Funny Valentines Day Card BOOBIES CALCULATOR Red Science Computer Geek Anniversary Greeting Humourous Rude Maths Joke 5318008 Secret Message

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Aug 22-Sep 28

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  • Materials: White, Greeting, Card, 300 GSM, Black, Minimal, Design, Humor, Red, Science, Binary, Secret, Code

Funny little card for your geek on Valentine's day. Say it the old school calculator way because everyone knows that 5318008 means boobies.

I think everyone tried to make words with their calculator during boring maths classes , and everyone inevitably ended up at 'boobies'. There are two choices of calculator boobies cards - one for the boys and another for women.

We have lots more personalised and humourous Valentine's cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

MADE FROM: Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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Aug 22-Sep 28

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After you place your order, NewtonAndTheApple will take 1-7 business days to prepare it for shipment.

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NewtonAndTheApple puts your order in the mail.

Aug 22-Sep 28

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Aug 22-Sep 28!

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NewtonAndTheApple

48,108 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 7699 | Selling on Etsy since 2012
Selling on Etsy since 2012

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5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely amazing. I love it!

Emily Evans Jan 28, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant quality and speedy service. The thank you card and discount code were a nice touch

Lydia Rew Jan 27, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Fantastic product and excellent quality. Service has been excellent and speedy delivery. Thanks will use this shop again.

lubylou81 Feb 19, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Thought this was so cute and so did the person I sent it to! Really nice card, arrived in plenty of time. Thanks very much!

Joanne Cook Mar 4, 2015

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