Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed

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Dec 7-Jan 18

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  • Materials: Card, Red Card, White Card, Red Paper Envelope

Funny Valentine's card with two triceratops horny dinosaurs. Naughty valentines day card for a rude Jurassic Park fan. This card was featured by BuzzFeed and Huffington Post.

These two triceratops dinosaurs have a slightly awkward relationship - one keeps going on about being so horny while the other quite rightly points out that he's always horny.

We have lots more personalised and humourous Valentine's cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

MADE FROM: Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

Dimensions of the folded valentines card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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Dec 7-Jan 18

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5 out of 5 stars

Great product! My boyfriend laughed so hard! Great service too, will definitely buy from here again

Caitlin Williams Feb 19, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

The card is amazing and arrived quickly! They also sent a handwritten note which was very thoughtful. 10/10 would recommend.

Ashleigh Boyer May 5, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

absolutely perfect. my partner loved it

IsthataRedHerring Mar 1, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

perfect!! 🤣 thank you so much!

Laura Mar 23, 2021

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