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This funny card is the perfect way to cheer up your bestie whether it be their birthday, congratulations, a bad break up, or just because. You're sure to have her smiling. These sweet cards are 4X5 inches and come with a matching kraft envelope.

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These take 3-5 business days to produce, choosing priority shipping is a service from USPS and not a rush on production time. Notes left at checkout do not send me a notification, rush requests, and customization requests left via checkout notes will not be honored. Please message me personally for any special needs.


Frequently asked questions about TheGoldenType

Are coffee mugs dishwasher safe?
- Per the care instructions of the mug itself they are not dishwasher safe. This is due to the fact that the heat for the steam can warp the seal and make your mug leaky.
- The decals however are dishwasher safe.
- I personally wash all of mine in the dishwasher and they are still going strong almost two years later. However if you do so we will not do a refund or exchange if it is damaged.

How do I wash my mug?
- Hand wash, put a drop of your dish soap in, rinse with warm water.
- Wipe down the outside with a non abrasive sponge as needed.
- The decal will be just fine as long as it is not scrubbed with an abrasive sponge or picked at.
How do I care for my tumbler?
-All care instructions for the cup itself will come with your cup.
- These instructions state it is not dishwasher safe, however, unless your dishwasher gets hotter than a standard dishwasher there is not a problem.
- Our decals really LOVE the bpa free plastic these cups are made out of, you really can't do much wrong. Just steal away from an abrasive sponge when cleaning the outside.
How do I care for my wine glass?
- Pop that baby right in the dishwasher or hand wash and you're good to go. No special treatment needed.
- The only exception, do not scrub the decal with an abrasive sponge.
We love wholesale and would love to have our line in your shop. I have my products in more than 30 shops across the US, and will make this an easy transaction for you. Please send me a message to get your order started or find us on Etsy Wholesale to submit one right from there.

I love you BITCH, Funny birthday card for your best friend. Make sure to look at the photo of the inside.