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Printable Funny Valentine Card Distill My Beating Heart Digital Download Geeky DIY Zombie Valentine anatomical heart joke valentine pun

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Printable Funny Valentine Card Distill My Beating Heart Digital Download Geeky DIY Zombie Valentine anatomical heart joke valentine pun

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♥♥A perfect card for your quirky valentine. This funny and slightly zany valentine card will give your loved one a giggle.♥♥♥

Please note that colours on your computer screen can appear slightly different than the actual card.

If you would like to purchase a printable copy of this card then please go here and purchase this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/175918752

The back of the card says:
Distill My Beating Heart
Designed from a vintage image by Sarah Beck
It also has my website address.

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