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These custom cross stitches can come in any frame size you desire (standard 4x5 inches)
Choose any phrase from the list below, or make up your own!

These can come in any color scheme of your choosing, and can include decorative borders, flowers, etc.
(please let me know your color scheme when you check out, otherwise letters will be black and decoration colors will be chosen by me)

I can create a digital mock up of your custom cross stitch for you to approve before I actually start stitching. Mock ups are good for very complicated cross stitches or for getting a good visual of color schemes and layouts to make sure that they are just exactly what you want. Mock ups are available at an additional fee of $5 and come free with any custom cross stitch order $30+. The mock up file will be sent to you in a JPG and PSD file.

Frame sizes range from 4x5 to 11x14 and can be made larger to accommodate.
*If you'd like a larger frame size, let me know and I can set up a custom order for you!

Frame color varies: please specify with your order if you would like a specific frame color
(Options are black, brown, gold, or white. Frames can also be painted any color for an additional cost)

Feel free to message me with any questions/concerns!

I can custom wrap your order if desired and/or deliver with a special message



Fuck off
Fuck you
Go fuck yourself
Fuck you very much
Shut the fuck up
Go make some bad decisions
Prostitution Whore
I hate everything
Get the fuck out of my house
Don't puke
I Hope you choke and die
We fucked in this room
Eat shit and die
If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be pralines and dick
I meant to behave, but there were too many other options
Sarcasm: Because beating the shit out of people is illegal
I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long
You're somebody's reason to masturbate
Wine: how classy people get shitfaced
Karma's only a bitch if you are
I'm so tired of pretending i'm not special
Vodka diet: lose three days in one week
I love the shit out of you
You can be a real cunt
Namaste, Bitches
Cheers bitches
Home is where the vodka is

Custom Subversive Cross Stitch


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