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John Wayne Gacy Birthday Card clown serial killer

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If you're like me, well, I'm sorry. But for real though, if you're like me, you love being a dick to your friends, probably at least 10 of which are HORRIFIED of clowns. (Actually, I don't even HAVE 10 friends in general, but Etsy makes me write words in these description boxes and sometimes I get lost in fantasy.)

Picture it: It's Hambone's birthday and he's so excited because some wonderful co-worker (COULD IT BE YOU?) interofficed him a birthday card! But then he opens it and is blasted with Gacy's creepy makeup-caked face and has a mild seizure thanks to his coulrophobia being triggered.

Be that person. Buy this card!

Comes with an envelope in which you can stuff the card just like a body under a floorboard.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kris Lewis
5 out of 5 stars
May 19, 2018
Perfect card for my bff. It's beautiful.
John Wayne Gacy Birthday Card clown serial killer

Reviewed by jtaftn
5 out of 5 stars
May 18, 2018
Arrived exactly as shown!
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