PEAS cotton boxers


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sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

I'm a big fan of the rising movement in farmer's markets and community supported agriculture. As it happens, I'm also a woman whose alter-ego seems to be a fourth grade boy who thinks he's the height of hilarity. On this occasion, those two worlds meet.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "YOU PEAD YOUR PANTS!"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

¨ Vegans & vegetarians
¨ Farmers & gardeners
¨ Chefs & salad tossers
¨ The Jolly Green Giant
¨ Urologists
¨ Podiatrists
¨ Pea-brains
¨ Pod people
¨ The fresh
¨ Snap-pea dressers
¨ Anyone ready to embrace their pea-ness

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... and what better way to celebrate incontinence than with a fresh pair of underwear?

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5 out of 5 stars (612)
  • Boomer Sep 20, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    I was worried that the waistband might be a little tight and cause pain on a sensitive nerve in my back. She made me a pair of small shorts with the medium waist band and they are perfect!
    Boomer reviewed PEACOCK women's boxers
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  • Kelly P Jul 21, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Another winning bunch of boxers!!!!! Look out Dag.....fall is coming!!!! Lol
    Kelly P reviewed Seven boxers
    Seven boxers
  • Deneen Roessler Jul 19, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Gave them to my sushi loving teen as one of her birthday presents. They were a hit. So comfy that she wore them to bed the very first night they arrived. Received in NY in just 3 days.

    Haven't laundered the sleep shorts yet...stay tuned.
    Deneen Roessler reviewed SUSHI women's boxers
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  • JESSICA knierim Jul 16, 2019
    5 out of 5 stars
    Bought plenty of boxers shorts from this shop and loved every pair the quality is good that last awhile would recommend this shop
    JESSICA knierim reviewed RESERVED - custom listing for Jessica
    RESERVED - custom listing for Jessica