• May include: A white candle jar with a black lid. The label reads "Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation After Carnal Caresses With Hopper" and "Scented Candle Flare for the Dramatic".
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 2
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 3
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 4
  • May include: A list of scented candle names and descriptions. The scents include Pumpkin Ginger Tea, Sea Salt + Orchid, Vanilla, White Sage + Lavender, and Wintertime Woods.
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 6
  • May include: A teal and black abstract background with white text that reads "SAFE ARRIVAL GUARANTEED. If anything arrives damaged, we'll get a replacement shipped out asap."
  • May include: A white candle jar with a black lid. The label reads "Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation After Carnal Caresses With Hopper" and "Scented Candle Flare for the Dramatic".
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 2
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 3
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 4
  • May include: A list of scented candle names and descriptions. The scents include Pumpkin Ginger Tea, Sea Salt + Orchid, Vanilla, White Sage + Lavender, and Wintertime Woods.
  • Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles image 6
  • May include: A teal and black abstract background with white text that reads "SAFE ARRIVAL GUARANTEED. If anything arrives damaged, we'll get a replacement shipped out asap."
Report this item to Etsy

Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper Scented Candle, Jim Hopper Merch, Fictional Men Candles

Item highlights

  • Dimensions: Volume: 9 Fluid ounces
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Hot and heavy for Hopper? Us too. This sexy funny candle features the classic Chief Hopper hat and smells like "Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper" and is perfect spicy merch for the 80s inspired show stan in your life, lovers of all stranger things in life, and David Harbour fan. Funny gag gift or sexy scent to read / write / watch tv by? That's your call.

Our candles are packed with immersive aromas and come in five covet-worthy scents. They're perfect for a modern aesthetic, so your home decor will be smelling good AND stylish.

- Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- One size: 9 oz. Measures 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced and exotic scent components
- Non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- 100% recyclable shipping materials

CHOOSE YOUR SCENT:

Apple Harvest - true, ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Balsam + Fir Forest - cool and woodsy balsam blends with crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood for a wonderful outdoorsy scent

Cinnamon Brown Sugar - A warm autumnal blend of brown sugar, cinnamon stick, vanilla extract, sweet pralines and just a touch of fresh lemon

Clean Cotton - cotton blossom, lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Coconut Cream - creamy coconut, spicy pepper and aromatic cardamom with just a dash of exotic spices and rich buttery top notes

Eucalyptus Lavender - eucalyptus and lavender with a twist of earthy undertones

Fresh Sea Air - fresh, airy citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss

Ocean Aquatics - salty oceanic notes and dark sensual musk meet waves of sandalwood and driftwood for a scent as sensual as the sea itself

Pumpkin Ginger Tea - spiced pumpkin, fresh ginger and black tea with warm fall spices

Sea Salt + Orchid - sea salt, ozone on the top with complimenting jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

Vanilla - rich vanilla beans with just a hint of warm tonka bean and whipped cocoa

White Sage + Lavender - lavender on the top with complimenting camphor, chamomile, sage and rosemary, with sandalwood and cedarwood base

Wintertime Woods - a cozy blend of fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with orange spice essential oils for evoking the festive warmth of a wintertime campfire

Unscented - for the candle lover that wants to set a cozy mood without any added scent

OTHER DETAILS:

- Please note that lid color varies depending on the scent you choose. I've implemented this system in order to help keep track of all of my different scent offerings. Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Ocean Aquatics, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender and Unscented candles come with black lids. All other scents are currently shipping with white lids.

- Make sure your correct address has been updated in your Etsy account. Item shipping address cannot be changed once order is submitted.

- International orders may be subject to a customs fee which will need to be paid by the customer

All keepsakes are handmade-to-order, just for you! Average production time is usually three-four days before the holiday season, but may increase due to inventory and number of orders. Postal Service shipping times also typically increase during the holiday season, so place your Christmas order early! We cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.

View more

Price:AU$36.72

* Seller GST included (where applicable). Additional GST may be applied by Etsy at checkout

Please select an option

You can only make an offer when buying a single item.

Delivery & return policies
  • Get it by
    22-31 Oct
  • Cost to deliver
    AU$11.97 to United States, 43215.

Reviews for this item

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(1 reviews)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

yu 22 Dec, 2024

so funny she's gonna love and hate it at the same time

yu 22 Dec, 2024

Seller's description

Specifications

May include: A white candle jar with a black lid. The label reads "Smells Like Coffee and Contemplation After Carnal Caresses With Hopper" and "Scented Candle Flare for the Dramatic".

Hot and heavy for Hopper? Us too. This sexy funny candle features the classic Chief Hopper hat and smells like "Coffee and Contemplation after Carnal Caresses with Hopper" and is perfect spicy merch for the 80s inspired show stan in your life, lovers of all stranger things in life, and David Harbour fan. Funny gag gift or sexy scent to read / write / watch tv by? That's your call.

Our candles are packed with immersive aromas and come in five covet-worthy scents. They're perfect for a modern aesthetic, so your home decor will be smelling good AND stylish.

- Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- One size: 9 oz. Measures 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced and exotic scent components
- Non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- 100% recyclable shipping materials

CHOOSE YOUR SCENT:

Apple Harvest - true, ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Balsam + Fir Forest - cool and woodsy balsam blends with crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood for a wonderful outdoorsy scent

Cinnamon Brown Sugar - A warm autumnal blend of brown sugar, cinnamon stick, vanilla extract, sweet pralines and just a touch of fresh lemon

Clean Cotton - cotton blossom, lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Coconut Cream - creamy coconut, spicy pepper and aromatic cardamom with just a dash of exotic spices and rich buttery top notes

Eucalyptus Lavender - eucalyptus and lavender with a twist of earthy undertones

Fresh Sea Air - fresh, airy citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss

Ocean Aquatics - salty oceanic notes and dark sensual musk meet waves of sandalwood and driftwood for a scent as sensual as the sea itself

Pumpkin Ginger Tea - spiced pumpkin, fresh ginger and black tea with warm fall spices

Sea Salt + Orchid - sea salt, ozone on the top with complimenting jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

Vanilla - rich vanilla beans with just a hint of warm tonka bean and whipped cocoa

White Sage + Lavender - lavender on the top with complimenting camphor, chamomile, sage and rosemary, with sandalwood and cedarwood base

Wintertime Woods - a cozy blend of fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with orange spice essential oils for evoking the festive warmth of a wintertime campfire

Unscented - for the candle lover that wants to set a cozy mood without any added scent

OTHER DETAILS:

- Please note that lid color varies depending on the scent you choose. I've implemented this system in order to help keep track of all of my different scent offerings. Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Ocean Aquatics, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender and Unscented candles come with black lids. All other scents are currently shipping with white lids.

- Make sure your correct address has been updated in your Etsy account. Item shipping address cannot be changed once order is submitted.

- International orders may be subject to a customs fee which will need to be paid by the customer

All keepsakes are handmade-to-order, just for you! Average production time is usually three-four days before the holiday season, but may increase due to inventory and number of orders. Postal Service shipping times also typically increase during the holiday season, so place your Christmas order early! We cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.

FlareForTheDramatic made this item with help from
a print shop, Denver, CO
  • Designed by
    FlareForTheDramatic
  • Materials
    Wax type: Soy
  • Material features
    Vegan
  • Volume
    9 Fluid ounces

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    22-31 Oct
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Sent from
    Littleton, CO
  • Cost to deliver
    AU$11.97 to United States, 43215

    There was a problem calculating your postage. Please try again.

Shop with confidence
Etsy Purchase Protection

If something goes wrong with an order, we've got your back on all eligible purchases. View programme terms

Climate investments

Etsy supports climate solutions, from electric delivery trucks to carbon offsets for every delivery. View how

Meet your seller

FlareForTheDramatic
KC
FlareForTheDramatic ·

Colorado, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
·
7.4k sales
·
3 years on Etsy
2 shop members

Usually responds in a few hours

Smooth dispatch Has a history of dispatching on time with tracking.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

You may also like

Disclaimer: Button/coin batteries may cause serious injury and even death if swallowed. Items containing button/coin batteries should not be easily accessible without the use of a tool. Sellers are responsible for complying with all applicable labelling, design, testing, packaging, and other safety requirements. Etsy assumes no responsibility for the accuracy or contents of a seller’s listing. If you have questions about button/coin batteries, contact the seller by sending a Message. See Etsy's Terms of Use for more information.

Shoppers with similar taste loved these

Show more
Show more

Explore related searches

Daryl Dixon Candle

Buffy the Vampire Candle

Nightwing Candle

Movie Themed Candles

Listed on 08 Aug, 2026
42 favourites
Homepage Home & Living Home Decor Candles & Home Fragrances Candles Container Candles