Dystopia Got You Down? | Retro Housewife | Fridge or Locker Magnet | Die Cut Decal for Laptop, Water Bottle

Brighten up your day with a dash of dark humor! The "Dystopia Got You Down? Try Dissociation" die-cut sticker or fridge magnet features a retro housewife aesthetic. At 2.75" x 2.75", the sticker is the perfect size for laptops, notebooks, or water bottles, and the magnet would look great on a fridge, locker, or filing cabinet. This sticker is here to bring a little laugh to life’s chaos – because sometimes, a classic smile and a touch of dissociation are just what you need

♦♦♦ NOTE ♦♦♦
♦ These items are water-resistant, not waterproof.
♦ If using the stickers on cups and tumblers, gentle handwashing is recommended. Dry immediately
and thoroughly. ♦♦♦ Do not soak ♦♦♦
♦ The shop is not responsible for damage caused in misuse.
♦ These items are designed for indoor use, and they are not intended to be used as car decals or
exposed to weather. The magnet is not made for use on cars and the longevity of the magnet may
be compromised if exposed to weather.

♦ Color may vary in person from the photo shown due to differing device display settings. These items are recommended for indoor use only.

♦ Please note the size as it's listed in the description. The photos are a representation and not necessarily to scale.

♦♦♦MATERIALS♦♦♦
♦ Stickers are water-resistant, printed on vinyl sticker paper, and sealed with a laminate.

♦♦♦SHIPPING & TRACKING♦♦♦
Basic shipping is included in the price. Stickers are mailed in a greeting card size envelope using an Etsy-generated label. This particular label is similar to mailing a basic stamped letter. While a tracking number is provided, it's a package ID through Pitney Bowes and may not offer accurate updates. Some USPS locations can scan these types of labels, but others can't—so status updates like “delivered” may mean it reached a nearby hub, not your mailbox, and “pre-transit” may still show even after it’s been mailed.

♦ If you prefer to be able to track your purchase accurately, please opt to pay the upgraded tracking option at checkout.

♦ Delivery dates are not guaranteed once shipped. USPS delivery times may vary based on your local carrier and weather conditions. You'll receive a message once your order has been shipped. For expedited shipping, contact me directly before ordering.

A message will be sent when your order is shipped. Please allow up to 14 business days for delivery from the date of shipping before inquiring about your order.


♦♦♦ HOW TO APPLY YOUR STICKER ♦♦♦
♦ For best durability, wipe the surface with rubbing alcohol to clean it.
♦ Once dry, apply your sticker.
♦ For care on surfaces like water bottles, allow 48 hours for the sticker to cure on the surface before washing.


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