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this sarcastic greeting card was inspired by the sudden influx of engagements plastered all over facebook & other social media sites during holidays. not that i'm in any rush . . . it's just a little ridiculous sometimes, am i right? the perfect card to send to a girl friend who can commiserate. . . or maybe a boyfriend who needs a push if you're bold enough ;)

original illustration of a diamond pattern in metallic silver and text that reads "I'm not engaged"- each card is hand silkscreened, blank inside, 4" x 5.5" printed on French Paper's Grout Gray. Comes with a white envelope.

Note: this is a screenprinted product. Please allow for slight variations. Also note that the saturation of the colors might vary slightly from your computer screen to the item itself.
Reviews
5 out of 5 stars.
(425)
Reviewed by denisehitchens
5 out of 5 stars.
Mar 5, 2017
This card was PERFECT for an adult friend who had shoulder surgery. We included a gift card and signed it from our cat. Excellent quality. Super cute!
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Reviewed by kmichiels
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 15, 2017
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Reviewed by Cece Hall

Reviewed by julialm83
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 10, 2017
Shipped quickly. Perfect for what I needed. Design is well made and looks amazing!
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Reviewed by denisehitchens
5 out of 5 stars.
Mar 5, 2017
This card was PERFECT for an adult friend who had shoulder surgery. We included a gift card and signed it from our cat. Excellent quality. Super cute!
get well card sympathy card cat

Reviewed by kmichiels
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 15, 2017
lion Leo baby onesie

Reviewed by Cece Hall

Reviewed by julialm83
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 10, 2017
Shipped quickly. Perfect for what I needed. Design is well made and looks amazing!
owl tote bag

Reviewed by Julie Mathieu
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 4, 2017
wedding engagement congratulations card

Reviewed by Jessica Pelletier
Buyer photo Jessica Pelletier, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 3, 2017
I purchased this coozie for my husband and he loved it!! Great quality and fast shipping.
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Reviewed by Michelle Lander
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 2, 2017
Love love love these! My husband was over the moon with such a fun collection of coozies.
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Reviewed by Michelle Lander
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 2, 2017
Love love love these! My husband was over the moon with such a fun collection of coozies.
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Reviewed by Michelle Lander
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 2, 2017
Love love love these! My husband was over the moon with such a fun collection of coozies.
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Reviewed by Michelle Lander
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 2, 2017
Love love love these! My husband was over the moon with such a fun collection of coozies.
drink cooler craft beer IPA indian pale ale huggie

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