Immortal - Birthday Card

Read the full title Immortal - Birthday Card

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Arrives by Oct 22-26 if you order today.
Oct 22-26

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Handmade

Materials: card stock, paper, ink, print, envelope, recycle, green, sustainable, illustration, illustrated, drawing, Scored, Bright White

Your friend has a secret. And you're here to let them know that they haven't evaded your observation. Every birthday that passes just builds up the evidence, so make sure that this year, they teach you their ways.

Front: I've never seen you die.
Inside: I'm pretty sure that proves you're immortal. Happy Birthday!

All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.

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Oct 22-26

Oct 17

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After you place your order, HowAwcard will take 1-3 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Oct 18-20

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Oct 22-26

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Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Oct 22-26!

Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.
Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.

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Ships from Marietta, GA
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Jennifer Baele Dec 2, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

I so lurve this card so much that it actually hurts a wee little bit ha ha ha .... but this card is actually as attractive as it is hilariously brilliant as the cardstock that this card is printed upon is lusciously thick and silky smooth and luxurious and is truly the perfect surface upon which to pen a witty and lovingly snarky note to my younger bro, whose upcoming birthday necessitates the utmost in extreme birthday card awesomeness, a level of awesomeness that is seldom achieved by card companies and the like but a level that has actually very successfully and gloriously been surpassed by this totes rad shop and their totes kick-butt line of totes awesomely cool cards woot woot!!! In other words, I really dig this shop and I’m really quite super duper mega ultra happy with my purchase ha ha and tee hee!!!!!

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kylebingman Dec 8, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

My friend loved this! It was funny and sort of snarky...just what he likes!

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