Immortal - Birthday Card
Read the full title Immortal - Birthday Card
Your friend has a secret. And you're here to let them know that they haven't evaded your observation. Every birthday that passes just builds up the evidence, so make sure that this year, they teach you their ways.
Front: I've never seen you die.
Inside: I'm pretty sure that proves you're immortal. Happy Birthday!
All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.
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504 reviews5 out of 5 stars
I so lurve this card so much that it actually hurts a wee little bit ha ha ha .... but this card is actually as attractive as it is hilariously brilliant as the cardstock that this card is printed upon is lusciously thick and silky smooth and luxurious and is truly the perfect surface upon which to pen a witty and lovingly snarky note to my younger bro, whose upcoming birthday necessitates the utmost in extreme birthday card awesomeness, a level of awesomeness that is seldom achieved by card companies and the like but a level that has actually very successfully and gloriously been surpassed by this totes rad shop and their totes kick-butt line of totes awesomely cool cards woot woot!!! In other words, I really dig this shop and I’m really quite super duper mega ultra happy with my purchase ha ha and tee hee!!!!!
My friend loved this! It was funny and sort of snarky...just what he likes!
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