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My Hobbies Include: Drinking Coffee, Reading Smut, and Judging People Who Don't.

If your idea of a perfect day involves getting lost in a spicy book and fueling your reading habit with copious amounts of coffee, then this "Drink Coffee, Read Smut, Be Happy" tee was made for you.

Featuring a funny, retro design and a healthy dose of bookish sarcasm, this shirt is perfect for anyone who's not afraid to embrace their love for smutty books and caffeine.

Fit: Unisex sizing, retail fit.

Here's the Deal:

It's Relatable AF: For those of us who like our books like our coffee - strong, flavorful, and capable of keeping us up all night.
Comfy and Chic: Made with soft, lightweight cotton, this tee is as soft as your favorite well-worn paperback and perfect for everyday wear.
Perfect for Any Occasion: Wear it to the bookstore, the coffee shop, or just while lounging at home with your latest spicy read.
The Ultimate Gift: Give this to your equally book-obsessed and smut-loving bestie or anyone who appreciates a good laugh (and a comfy tee).

Sizes: Unisex sizing. Retail fit. Fits true to size for most. Refer to the size chart for your perfect fit.
Material: Cotton (heather colors contain a cotton/polyester blend)
Direct to garment print.

Disclaimer: May not actually make you any more productive, but it will definitely make you look good while you're enjoying your coffee and smut.

So, if you're ready to embrace your love for coffee, smut, and happiness, add this tee to your cart and let your bookish (and slightly sassy) flag fly!
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