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Keep Calm and Carry On Spoof Calendar, Printable (MEN)

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The "Keep Calm and Carry On" craziness came up in discussions during Thanksgiving dinner, and on our drive home, Evan and I came up with a silly idea. That silly idea is this "Keep Calm" spoof calendar. Hope you enjoy! - nichole


Twelve months of Keep Calm and Carry On-inspired decrees. This 2009 Printable Calendar makes a fun gift for the guy with a sense of humor. Want to see calendar making in action?: http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6mk6t8

January: Keep Warm and Get it On
February: Play Guitar and Look Sensitive
March: Remove Shirt and Pretend It's Warm
April: Drive Fast and Hydroplane
May: Buy Flowers and Sell Hard
June: Pump Fist and Drink Beer
July: Fire Up and Sear Meat
August: Shave Chest and Suck in Gut
September: Watch Replay and Curse Interception
October: Carve Pumpkins and Scare Children
November: Eat Turkey and Fall Asleep
December: Say Thanks and Exchange for Porn

Your calendar will arrive as a PDF file, so that you may print as many as you like. Print one, print ten or print twenty! Great for the cost-minded or for those who haven't received their government bailout (count me among you).

Two months fit on one page, so when assembled, the calendar is 4.25 x 11. Assembly is easy: simply print, cut each sheet in half and punch a hole in the top and tie with string or ribbon.

All you need besides the pdf files is a standard color printer and heavy card stock. You'll receive paper recommendations and further instructions with your order.

Keep Calm and Carry On Spoof Calendar, Printable (MEN)