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No Soliciting unless you are dropping off a bottle of Diet Coke or want to do my laundry wood sign

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Description

***PLEASE READ THE LISTING DETAILS ENTIRELY BEFORE YOU PURCHASE THIS SIGN!!!

The perfect sign to hang on your door to keep those unwanted guests away and maybe get some diet coke out of it! This sign is made of 1/2" birch hardwood and measures approximately 9"x12". It's painted black with outdoor, top quality white and red vinyl lettering and then is sealed with a clear satin polyurethane to protect your sign for years to come. This sign comes with ribbon (which may vary slightly from the picture above) so it's ready to hang and enjoy.

I do not use MDF (Medium-density fibreboard ) for my signs as it just simply doesn't hold up as well as the wood in the long run. I found that the corners tend to get really banged up quite easily with MDF. The wood is sanded so it still has a beautiful, smooth finish but will hold up longer over time.

***Production of your sign does not begin until after it is paid for. Each sign is made by me once the order is received. These are NOT pre-fabricated signs! Consequently it takes time to make the sign before I can ship it to you.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(867)
Reviewed by Brittany Holmes
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 22, 2017
I love my yard sign!! Such amazing work! Definitely recommend!
No Soliciting Unless You Are Dropping Off a Bottle of Wine or Want to do my Laundry! Yard stake sign

Reviewed by Angel Pearson
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 24, 2018
I bought this as a gift. She loved it so much she cried. Seller great to work with. Thank you!
Geek, In This House We Do Geek, geek wood sign, Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Cosplay

Payments

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I start working on your sign as soon as I receive your payment. I accept payment through Paypal or directly through Etsy.

NO REFUNDS after 48 hours.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 4 days of purchase
I don't accept exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
If there are ever any problems with your order please let me know ASAP. Refunds or exchanges are given if an error was done on my part and will be corrected as soon as possible.

Shipping policies

My current production time is approximately 14 days from the date of purchase BEFORE your sign ships.

I ship via USPS priority in almost all cases. The exception is large signs (anything larger than 12x18) which will ship ground (the cost of priority is CRAZY EXPENSIVE on the large signs). However, if you would like priority shipping on a large sign purchase, please let me know and I will get you a quote.

Shipping is always done via USPS. Tracking # available for MOST items.

If you would like the item sent to someone as a gift, I am happy to do that. Just leave a note in the “Note to Seller” section when ordering. I'd be happy to include a small note at NO extra cost.

I CAN NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A DELAY WITH THE POST OFFICE. If I get an item out in time, but the POST OFFICE doesn't do it's job- I am not responsible for that. Once I drop it off to the post office, it is out of my hands.

Additional policies

If you don't see a sign in my store, please contact me, I LOVE to create custom work!

PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS and any other notes, info or color choices you want me to see. Please let me know IMMEDIATELY if anything needs changed.

NO REFUNDS ON ORDERS after 48 hours.

Most orders will ship PRIORITY Mail- which only takes 2-3 days to arrive ONCE it's been shipped (domestic U.S. addresses; international shipping always takes much more time).

YOU ARE ORDERING WOOD - so it may be heavy- it may have knots, and you may see the wood grain or knots through the paint. That's ok. IT'S WOOD. This is normal. I do my best to fill all holes, cracks and dents BEFORE i paint it. But if there's a knot or something that doesn't compromise the sign I will leave it. AGAIN, YOU ARE ORDERING WOOD.

No Soliciting unless you are dropping off a bottle of Diet Coke or want to do my laundry wood sign

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wood, paint, vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 867 reviews
  • Favorited by: 96 people
  • Gift message available

Shipping & returns

Made just for you. Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks.
From United States
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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