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Husband is COOL™, beware of wife, funny doormat, gifts for him, rude door mat, doormatt, kids and pets shady, gifts for dad, dad joke

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Beware of WIFE, KIDS and PETS are also shady-HUSBAND IS COOL™ THIS LISTING IS FOR "KIDS AND PETS" VERSION ONLY! The medium and large are all Made in the USA, weather resistant for heavy traffic.

Get all the variations of KID, PET, CAT, DOG, RABBIT, etc here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/453900898

Is your WIFE the cool one? We've got you covered- https://www.etsy.com/listing/223451731

The second image here shows all the sizes available with the Doublewide extra-large at the top, Under that is the medium on the left, the thin mat on the right and the large mat on the very bottom.

🚀 Looking for the perfect way to greet guests to your home? 🏰 A Damn Good Doormat can say it for you, even when you’re not there! Whether you are rude & crude, animal lovers 🦄 or nerd positive 🖖🏽, DGD has something for every home.

A doormat also makes an amazing gift for 🎁 weddings, housewarmings and birthdays 🎈. Every home needs a doormat to keep schmutz out, why not make it fun?
Don’t see quite what your intended would be in to? 👀 Convo us, we ❤️ customs!

COUPONS: Sign up for our newsletter & get a discount code! http://bit.do/damngood

CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

LIKE FREE SHIPPING? Order one mat and your 2nd-6th mats ship FREE in the continental USA! ANY SIZE! Get your posse together & save ◎[▪‿▪]◎

PLEASE READ OUR POLICIES BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER
It's a lot to take in, but it's all great info on your order.
All questions are addressed there, RE: Returns, Shipping, Sizes, Custom orders...
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_

* THIN mats are lightweight, rubber backed woven coir- intended for indoor use

All images are the sole property of Spoon Popkin and Damn Good Doormats
Beware of WIFE, KIDS and PETS are also shady-HUSBAND IS COOL™ THIS LISTING IS FOR "KIDS AND PETS" VERSION ONLY! The medium and large are all Made in the USA, weather resistant for heavy traffic.

Get all the variations of KID, PET, CAT, DOG, RABBIT, etc here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/453900898

Is your WIFE the cool one? We've got you covered- https://www.etsy.com/listing/223451731

The second image here shows all the sizes available with the Doublewide extra-large at the top, Under that is the medium on the left, the thin mat on the right and the large mat on the very bottom.

🚀 Looking for the perfect way to greet guests to your home? 🏰 A Damn Good Doormat can say it for you, even when you’re not there! Whether you are rude & crude, animal lovers 🦄 or nerd positive 🖖🏽, DGD has something for every home.

A doormat also makes an amazing gift for 🎁 weddings, housewarmings and birthdays 🎈. Every home needs a doormat to keep schmutz out, why not make it fun?
Don’t see quite what your intended would be in to? 👀 Convo us, we ❤️ customs!

COUPONS: Sign up for our newsletter & get a discount code! http://bit.do/damngood

CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

LIKE FREE SHIPPING? Order one mat and your 2nd-6th mats ship FREE in the continental USA! ANY SIZE! Get your posse together & save ◎[▪‿▪]◎

PLEASE READ OUR POLICIES BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER
It's a lot to take in, but it's all great info on your order.
All questions are addressed there, RE: Returns, Shipping, Sizes, Custom orders...
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_

* THIN mats are lightweight, rubber backed woven coir- intended for indoor use

All images are the sole property of Spoon Popkin and Damn Good Doormats

Payments

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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Etsy keeps your payment information secure. Etsy shops never receive your credit card information.
Payment through Paypal or credit card. Note that if you pay by e-check it takes about a week to clear before we can begin your order.
discount codes are only good at www.damngooddoormats.com

Returns & exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
CANCELLATIONS
Please shop responsibly, we don't offer cancellations OR returns for any reason. It makes our tracking of & completing orders extremely complicated. I know Etsy has added the handy 'request cancellation' button, but this does not mean you can swing by all happy to see us & then dump us in the morning. Your purchase is a contract!

NO returns on custom orders. If you wish to exchange an un-used doormat I will do so, however, shipping & processing costs will be deducted from the original purchase.

Shipping policies

We know there's a lot to read here, but it's all important & will answer many questions you may have. PLEASE read them thoroughly before placing your order!

We have LOWERED all our shipping rates! Australia dropped by $12!
We know shipping is expensive. Doormats are heavy and USPS costs are high! We have the cheapest doormat shipping available here on Etsy. Some shops charge less for the doormat itself, but over $20 for shipping adding up to MORE than our total cost. We charge a flat $9.95 for continental US shipping of up to 12 doormats in one order. Wow! What a bargain!

***CANCELLATIONS
Please shop responsibly, we don't offer cancellations OR returns for any reason. Etsy has added the handy 'request cancellation' button, but this does not mean you can swing by all happy to see us & then dump us in the morning. Your purchase is a contract, just like on Ebay!

WRONG ADDRESS
PLEASE make certain that your registered Etsy address is the correct address for shipping! Especially Internationally. If you are sending a gift, use the feature on your Etsy account to change the shipping address.
If you have used the wrong address, purchase a second order using the correct address & request a cancellation for the incorrect one. This is the only accepted time for a cancellation. It is your responsibility to provide accurate shipping information at this time.

SHIPPING COSTS
In the Continental US- 1 M doormat ships for only $9.95, additional mats, up to 5 total *any size* ship FREE! Alaska and Hawaii may be asked to pay additional charges.

SHIPPING TIMES
We make every doormat individually when you order it. We're not Ikea! Please normally allow up to 10 business days until shipping. It's often much faster, so look for your tracking email!

RUSH ORDERS
If you need a doormat in less than 10 business days, or a custom orders in under 20 business days is a $30 rush order fee and additional shipping charges.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
RATES HAVE JUST DROPPED! Australia is way down!
Price DOES NOT include import taxes and fees- I have no control over these or ability to calculate them.
**International orders will be subject to import taxes**
approximate taxes: CANADA $19 UK $26 EU €22
you will receive a notice from your local delivery service with information on arrival.

LARGE mats have additional shipping costs Internationally to be calculated after purchase. to be billed by Paypal after ordering.

International orders can take 2-8 weeks to arrive. We have no say in the time it takes customs to clear a package or ability to track it once it has left the US. PLEASE use the tracking information provided & contact your postal provider for information on it's whereabouts BEFORE contacting us. We don't have any more ability to delve into customs offices than you do!

RETURNED TO SENDER
Sometimes packages are returned to us as they are unclaimed by buyers or an incorrect address was provided. If this occurs, you will be contacted for address corrections & billed for additional shipping. If you do not respond within 3 days, your sale will be canceled, and your money refunded, less packaging & shipping costs. Please make sure your addresses are correct!

APPEARS TO BE LOST, MARKED AS DELIVERED
We have heard from a few customers lately upset that their mat is missing. EVERY ONE WAS FOUND! Either with a neighbor, hidden or at their local UPS/USPS office.
We have no special sources inside the mail systems- use your tracking number & be a detective for that doormat!

If your package is marked as "delivered" but you haven't received it, PLEASE ask any and all roommates, neighbors, and search the neighborhood to see if your package hasn't been misplaced. The delivery people will hide them in bushes, around corners, etc. Every time this has happened, the item has been found nearby. PLEASE look thoroughly BEFORE contacting us. It is physically impossible for me to find the package for you & stressful for us here!
If you still believe your item was lost in transit, then contact your local UPS/ USPS office and us with your tracking number & phone number- they will then start an investigation.
We know there's a lot to read here, but it's all important & will answer many questions you may have. PLEASE read them thoroughly before placing your order!

We have LOWERED all our shipping rates! Australia dropped by $12!
We know shipping is expensive. Doormats are heavy and USPS costs are high! We have the cheapest doormat shipping available here on Etsy. Some shops charge less for the doormat itself, but over $20 for shipping adding up to MORE than our total cost. We charge a flat $9.95 for continental US shipping of up to 12 doormats in one order. Wow! What a bargain!

***CANCELLATIONS
Please shop responsibly, we don't offer cancellations OR returns for any reason. Etsy has added the handy 'request cancellation' button, but this does not mean you can swing by all happy to see us & then dump us in the morning. Your purchase is a contract, just like on Ebay!

WRONG ADDRESS
PLEASE make certain that your registered Etsy address is the correct address for shipping! Especially Internationally. If you are sending a gift, use the feature on your Etsy account to change the shipping address.
If you have used the wrong address, purchase a second order using the correct address & request a cancellation for the incorrect one. This is the only accepted time for a cancellation. It is your responsibility to provide accurate shipping information at this time.

SHIPPING COSTS
In the Continental US- 1 M doormat ships for only $9.95, additional mats, up to 5 total *any size* ship FREE! Alaska and Hawaii may be asked to pay additional charges.

SHIPPING TIMES
We make every doormat individually when you order it. We're not Ikea! Please normally allow up to 10 business days until shipping. It's often much faster, so look for your tracking email!

RUSH ORDERS
If you need a doormat in less than 10 business days, or a custom orders in under 20 business days is a $30 rush order fee and additional shipping charges.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
RATES HAVE JUST DROPPED! Australia is way down!
Price DOES NOT include import taxes and fees- I have no control over these or ability to calculate them.
**International orders will be subject to import taxes**
approximate taxes: CANADA $19 UK $26 EU €22
you will receive a notice from your local delivery service with information on arrival.

LARGE mats have additional shipping costs Internationally to be calculated after purchase. to be billed by Paypal after ordering.

International orders can take 2-8 weeks to arrive. We have no say in the time it takes customs to clear a package or ability to track it once it has left the US. PLEASE use the tracking information provided & contact your postal provider for information on it's whereabouts BEFORE contacting us. We don't have any more ability to delve into customs offices than you do!

RETURNED TO SENDER
Sometimes packages are returned to us as they are unclaimed by buyers or an incorrect address was provided. If this occurs, you will be contacted for address corrections & billed for additional shipping. If you do not respond within 3 days, your sale will be canceled, and your money refunded, less packaging & shipping costs. Please make sure your addresses are correct!

APPEARS TO BE LOST, MARKED AS DELIVERED
We have heard from a few customers lately upset that their mat is missing. EVERY ONE WAS FOUND! Either with a neighbor, hidden or at their local UPS/USPS office.
We have no special sources inside the mail systems- use your tracking number & be a detective for that doormat!

If your package is marked as "delivered" but you haven't received it, PLEASE ask any and all roommates, neighbors, and search the neighborhood to see if your package hasn't been misplaced. The delivery people will hide them in bushes, around corners, etc. Every time this has happened, the item has been found nearby. PLEASE look thoroughly BEFORE contacting us. It is physically impossible for me to find the package for you & stressful for us here!
If you still believe your item was lost in transit, then contact your local UPS/ USPS office and us with your tracking number & phone number- they will then start an investigation.

Additional policies

GREEN & ECO FRIENDLY:
Our doormats are painted with a mold, UV & fade resistant paint manufactured just for us! We source our Earth friendly, PVC backed 100% coconut coir mats from a company in India Internationally certified for green & sustainable practices & guaranteeing no child labor.
We refuse to poison our planet with poisonous dyes, thus our mats are a little bit more 'transient' than commercially manufactured doormats. They have a great life span & look fantastic, so be confident in your choice to support handmade and the Earth at the same time! As a natural, biodegradable material, they not meant to last a lifetime. This means you can get a new one seasonally!
With every UPS shipment we pay a fee to offset our carbon footprint.

CUSTOM ORDERS: Are welcome! If you have something in mind- just ask! we get lots of ideas from our great customers & really appreciate the suggestions! Please allow 6-8 weeks for custom orders to be made. It's often much faster, but our workload is unpredictable. Please note that Damn Good Doormats reserves the right to reproduce all custom orders (and suggestions, even if not completed) unless prior agreements are made. This helps keep custom order costs down. Sharing is caring! Custom orders must be purchased within 7 days of posting. They will then be deactivated to use for other listings.

***Custom orders MUST be purchased through the link provided with all changes made to the image BEFORE purchase. Any changes made AFTER purchase or requested in a note on a regular purchase rely on my memory to be correct & that is a bad idea!
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

MEDIA: If you are in the media & need high res or placement images, please convo here with your website and email contact information.
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

Damn Good Doormats have been seen in the movies and on TV! Gossip Girls, Blue Bloods, The Good Wife, Hemlock Grove, Law and Order: SVU, HBO & BBC productions, Goodbye World with Adrian Grenier and Mary & Martha with Hillary Swank & RoboCop are coming up soon!
Our first doormat in a book is out! The Big Lebowski: An Illustrated, Annotated History of the Greatest Cult Film of All Time, Voyageur Press 2012.

Damn Good Doormats have been featured on Gizmodo, Tosh.0, The Huffington Post, the Daily What, The Wall Street Journal, Laughing Squid, The Thrillist DC, Apartment Therapy (a few times!), Trend Hunter, Gadget Feast: Your Daily Gadget Smorgasbord!, Gifts for men: Gifts men will actually like, Home Fixated: Where DIY meets LOL, Time Out New York and more!

WHOLESALE: Yes! Convo for minimums and prices.
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats
GREEN & ECO FRIENDLY:
Our doormats are painted with a mold, UV & fade resistant paint manufactured just for us! We source our Earth friendly, PVC backed 100% coconut coir mats from a company in India Internationally certified for green & sustainable practices & guaranteeing no child labor.
We refuse to poison our planet with poisonous dyes, thus our mats are a little bit more 'transient' than commercially manufactured doormats. They have a great life span & look fantastic, so be confident in your choice to support handmade and the Earth at the same time! As a natural, biodegradable material, they not meant to last a lifetime. This means you can get a new one seasonally!
With every UPS shipment we pay a fee to offset our carbon footprint.

CUSTOM ORDERS: Are welcome! If you have something in mind- just ask! we get lots of ideas from our great customers & really appreciate the suggestions! Please allow 6-8 weeks for custom orders to be made. It's often much faster, but our workload is unpredictable. Please note that Damn Good Doormats reserves the right to reproduce all custom orders (and suggestions, even if not completed) unless prior agreements are made. This helps keep custom order costs down. Sharing is caring! Custom orders must be purchased within 7 days of posting. They will then be deactivated to use for other listings.

***Custom orders MUST be purchased through the link provided with all changes made to the image BEFORE purchase. Any changes made AFTER purchase or requested in a note on a regular purchase rely on my memory to be correct & that is a bad idea!
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

MEDIA: If you are in the media & need high res or placement images, please convo here with your website and email contact information.
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

Damn Good Doormats have been seen in the movies and on TV! Gossip Girls, Blue Bloods, The Good Wife, Hemlock Grove, Law and Order: SVU, HBO & BBC productions, Goodbye World with Adrian Grenier and Mary & Martha with Hillary Swank & RoboCop are coming up soon!
Our first doormat in a book is out! The Big Lebowski: An Illustrated, Annotated History of the Greatest Cult Film of All Time, Voyageur Press 2012.

Damn Good Doormats have been featured on Gizmodo, Tosh.0, The Huffington Post, the Daily What, The Wall Street Journal, Laughing Squid, The Thrillist DC, Apartment Therapy (a few times!), Trend Hunter, Gadget Feast: Your Daily Gadget Smorgasbord!, Gifts for men: Gifts men will actually like, Home Fixated: Where DIY meets LOL, Time Out New York and more!

WHOLESALE: Yes! Convo for minimums and prices.
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

Husband is COOL™, beware of wife, funny doormat, gifts for him, rude door mat, doormatt, kids and pets shady, gifts for dad, dad joke

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Type: Door mat
  • Materials: Pvc, Coconut, Eco Friendly, Green, Coir, Doormat, Mold, Fade Resistant Paint
  • Feedback: 2264 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1213 people
  • Gift message available

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Made just for you. Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks.
From United States
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

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