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"If you see a cookie, put that sh*t in your mouth" cross stitch sampler, completed and framed in 5x7 secondhand frame (not the exact frame pictured)

---The Deets---

This sampler will be stitched on off-white Aida cloth to fit in a 5x7 secondhand frame. The text is in red, and the border is light blue and chocolate chip cookies.

The other completed cross stitches pictured here are Ain't Nobody Got Time for that, the Doomed Redshirts and "Trust Me, I'm the doctor." See "The Links" below for listings.

The pattern and kit are also available in the shop; check out the patterns and kits sections of my shop or see "The Links" for those as well.

*FRAME: This stitch will come framed (no glass) in a 5x7 straight-from-the-Goodwill secondhand frame, or if you prefer, mounted on a self-stick mounting board ready to frame. (Outside the U.S. and Canada, the stitch will arrive mounted without a frame, since shipping costs would be prohibitively expensive for a framed item.)

The frames pictured are example of Goodwill frames -- convo me if you'd like to request a particular color and I'll look through my collection and attempt to match your preference!

*CUSTOMIZE: This stitch doesn't have any customizations available generally, unless you'd like a different color scheme, but in general I do take all kinds of special orders and love doing 'em, so convo me if you're looking to have some other stitch work done. : D

*SHIP: This stitch will ship within the U.S. and Canada via USPS first class with delivery confirmation or international first class. It will typically be shipped within about 3 weeks unless a delay is noted in my shop policies, announcements or banner, or I convo you.

Please let me know if you have a deadline or are giving it as a gift and need it sooner either by convo'ing in advance or including it in the purchase order notes.

Again, outside the U.S. and Canada, this stitch will NOT be framed due to shipping costs.

---The Links---

Here's the pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/171934045/cross-stitch-pattern-if-you-see-a-cookie

And here's the kit, containing all the materials you'd need to stitch one (or two!) yourself: https://www.etsy.com/listing/171914900/cross-stitch-kit-if-you-see-a-cookie-put

Ain't Nobody Got Time for this: https://www.etsy.com/listing/118910810/aint-nobody-got-time-for-that-cross

If you'd rather have the Doomed Redshirts, check out the completed cross stitch here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/115707236/star-trek-cross-stitch-the-doomed

Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins

---The Legal Stuff---

This and other designs were created by me, and the pattern is for sale for just a few bucks in my shop. Please don't attempt to copy this or other designs, as they're copyright Alicia Watkins 2013, and those dollars help me have the free time I need to design more!

If you see a cookie Cross stitch -- mature cross stitch saying about what should be done with cookies

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: DMC, thread, 5x7 frame, aida fabric, mounting board
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 2024 reviews
  • Favorited by: 73 people