Greeting card: I'm sorry, I can't remember your face because I was too busy staring at your boobs

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This great greeting card serves as a wonderful little apology for not being able to remember a gal's face because you were too busy staring at her chest. What a novel way to get your point across while avoiding what would surely be an awkward face-to-face conversation.
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Front: It was very nice meeting you, but I'm sorry to say I can't remember your face at all, because...
Inside: BOOBS!
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