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Greeting card: We're getting a divorce

Greeting card: We're getting a divorce

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Fighting with your spouse a lot? Are you both ready to throw in the towel? Did someone have an affair? When it's time, it's time. And now, with this handy dandy little card, it's easy to let your partner know that it's over. You can make your point minus the whole awkward face-to-face conversation.
Also great for letting the kids know!
Here's the text:
Front: We're getting a... (happy puppy pictured)
Inside: Divorce! (sad puppy pictured)
Comes with a matching envelope.


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