Greeting card: Sorry I said your penis was small


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Have you ever accidentally let it slip that your man is not so well endowed? Worse, have you said it in front of your man? Etiquette dictates that the appropriate response in a situation like that is for you to apologize. And what a convenient way to do it! Perfect for letting him know you oops'ed, while also tactfully implying that he really ought to have figured it out by now. This innocent little card makes it easy to speak your piece in a lighthearted way. Without the whole awkward face-to-face conversation.
Here's the text:
Front: Sorry I said your penis was small
Inside: I really thought you knew.
Comes with a matching envelope.


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