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Greeting card: Congratulations on your mediocre bedroom performance!

Greeting card: Congratulations on your mediocre bedroom performance!

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This concise little greeting card provides s a delightfully effective way of letting your partner know that he is only so-so in bed. Let him know how he's doing without the painfully awkward face-to-face conversation.
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Front: (Picture of women holding signs with numbers 6,5,5 on them)
Inside: Congratulations on your mediocre bedroom performance!
Comes with a matching envelope.


5 out of 5 stars


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