Greeting card: You need Viagra

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Greeting card: You need Viagra

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Erectile dysfunction can happen to the best of us. And, not wanting to feel unmanly, many men are in denial that they have ED. So bringing up Viagra as a solution is a tricky, delicate proposition. He may not be receptive to your suggestion. So why not suggest it from afar... say, in a cutesy fun greeting card? Let him know he needs the little blue pill without having to actually say the words to his face.
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Front: This flower it a metaphor for your penis. (sad, droopy flower pictured)
Inside: This flower it a metaphor for your penis on Viagra. See where I'm going with this? (perky happy flower pictured)
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