Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom Cross Stitch -- let people know how *not* to use your loo

Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom Cross Stitch -- let people know how *not* to use your loo


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DMC, thread, 5x7 frame, aida fabric, mounting board


PLEASE NOTE: The shipping time for this item may need to be extended to 4 weeks, from 3 weeks, based on my backlog of open orders. If you are purchasing on a deadline, I recommend checking the "Ready to Ship" section for already completed versions of this stitch, looking around my shop to see if there's anything else you might like instead, or at the very least, convo'ing me to see if I'm able to handle a quicker turnaround time for you. Thanks!

"Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" cross stitch sampler, completed and framed in 5x7 secondhand frame (NOT the exact frame pictured, and no frame at all outside the U.S.)

---The Deets---

This sampler will be stitched on white or off-white Aida cloth to fit in a 5x7 secondhand frame. The text is usually in red, and the border is little blue flowers and a green vine on top and bottom.

The other completed cross stitch pictured here is the mini version of "Please no coke." See "The Links" below for listings.

The pattern and kit are also available in the shop; check out the patterns and kits sections of my shop or see "The Links" for those as well.

*FRAME: This stitch will come framed (no glass) in a 5x7 straight-from-the-Goodwill secondhand frame, or if you prefer, mounted on a self-stick mounting board ready to frame. (Outside the U.S., the stitch will arrive mounted without a frame, since shipping costs would be prohibitively expensive for a framed item.)

The frames pictured are example of Goodwill frames -- convo me if you'd like to request a particular color and I'll look through my collection and attempt to match your preference! (The frame shown with the example in the photo is not available and you will not be getting that one.)

*CUSTOMIZE: This stitch usually doesn't have any customizations available, but if you'd like a different color palette, let me know and I'll do what I can to accommodate your wishes. In general I also do take all kinds of special orders and love doing 'em, so convo me if you're looking to have some other stitch work done. : D

*SHIP: This stitch will ship within the U.S. via USPS Priority Mail, or international first class. It will typically be shipped within about 3 weeks unless a delay is noted in this listing (above), my shop policies, announcements or banner, or you get a message from me discussing a delay.

Please let me know if you have a deadline or are giving it as a gift and need it sooner either by convo'ing in advance or including it in the purchase order notes. You are responsible for reading this listing and contacting me with any deadlines you would like me to consider!

Again, outside the U.S., this stitch will NOT be framed due to shipping costs.

---The Links---

Here's the pattern:

And here's the kit, containing all the materials you'd need to stitch one (or two!) yourself:

Rather have the mini version? Here it is:

You're awesome and everyone else sucks:

Ain't Nobody Got Time for this:

Back to the shop:

---The Legal Stuff---

This and other designs were created by me, and the pattern is for sale for just a few bucks in my shop. Please don't attempt to copy this or other designs, as they're copyright Alicia Watkins 2013, and those dollars help me have the free time I need to design more!

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5 out of 5 stars

Total shop reviews



richardfinley Nov 15, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
Absolutely amazing! Wonderful quality.

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Lacey Rai Feb 7, 2019

5 out of 5 stars
Beautiful quality. Hung it proudly in my bathroom.

Purchased item:

reverendthom Dec 19, 2018

5 out of 5 stars
These are great -- one to keep and one to gift. Thank you.

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