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Business cards for people who suck at parking/ package of 10 windshield slappers

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  • Materials: Paper, words, wisdom, ink
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This is a typical business card size..."stick it to them" note of your frustration to those who are inconsiderate parking space hogs. We have ALL seen them! This is a must have for every wallet and purse.

****Slap this card on the windshield of any car you think needs this reminder!!*****


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I want you to love my cards and I would love for you to come back for more. If at any time you are unhappy with your purchase, please let me know what I can do to make it right.

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I will ship out of country, but the cards need to be weighed for correct shipping. Please send me a message if you are interested in a card that I have.

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I'm experimenting with doing custom orders. The company I use to print my cards does them in batches of 25. So if you wish for a custom order it must be in a quantity of 25. Contact me with your idea for the card and I will give you a deal on the price.

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