Greeting card: The baby's not yours


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Sometimes you cheat on your guy. And sometimes that romantic interlude results in unplanned offspring. And sometimes you let our man believe that said offspring is his. If this sounds familiar, then we have a greeting card for you! (And possibly a starring role in a Jerry Springer episode.) IF you decide to come clean... and that's a big if... then you have to assume some feelings might be hurt, and this little chat may not go smoothly. Wouldn't your life be so much easier if you could avoid said chat altogether and just send him a casual greeting card instead? This adorbs little card delivers your message easy peasy, without the whole awkward face-to-face conversation.
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Front: (cute baby pictured)
Inside: The baby's not yours
Comes with a matching envelope.

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