Vagina ornament! Vulva bauble + poofy labia + crystal...best pink Christmas ornament thank you gift ever for your midwifery team PVOR

$24.00

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Item details

Handmade

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Materials

wool blend felt, 3 ply thread, polyfill, hanger, completely hand sewn, made in Canada, eh

This listing is for one “Chardonnay” Vaginament®, with a crystal in lieu of a bell, as seen in the first photo: pink / oats / fuchsia / white. It's the middle size I make (about 2.4" x 3"), with one snowflake embroidered at the top.

🌸🌺 Pink ornaments: https://etsy.me/2Ihlh78
🦋🐳 Blue ornaments: https://etsy.me/2X06SiS
🍇🍆 Purple ornaments: https://etsy.me/2VH8WMf
🌹🍊 Red + Orange ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UxJGfb
🥝☘️ Green ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UvEw38
🍂🐦 Neutral ornaments: https://etsy.me/2G2jXBa

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. This size of Vaginament is topped with a single snowflake. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

☏ www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀


♛ Who is Chardonnay? This is how I reckon she'd be, given a heart beat and a pair of heels:

She's a girl on a mission, pounding the cobbles of Bristol's high street. She just discovered her travel sized Elnett's run out, this will not do! A weekend stay at her uncle's poncetastic flat in Highgate, with flyaways? Erm...No. She's moving at some clip now- no way she's missing that train to London. This girl needs to find a Boots, STAT!

Whew, made it. She's just had a final look at herself in the manky toilet at Temple Meads, fully tarted with her rouged cheeks and scousebrows, eyes lined with No7's finest smudgeproof kohl. Her fake tan blends seamlessly with her hairline, though it's a little on the orange side. She'll get a loofah to that later. The Croydon facelift's finally stopped throbbing, thanks to the Paracetamol she fished from the bottom of her handbag, leftovers from that underground last Saturday. She sinks into her seat for the ride, earbuds pumping Skrillex, feeling oh-so-fine in the pink Adidas shell suit Gran gave her for Christmas. She'll change once she gets to Paddington. You sooo know she'll strut into that club tonight, wearing her strappy, shiny, sparkly new top. She might leave the tags on and return it for shop credit on Monday.

She's called Chardonnay, she loves her shellsuits, and you can spot her a mile away. ♛
This listing is for one “Chardonnay” Vaginament®, with a crystal in lieu of a bell, as seen in the first photo: pink / oats / fuchsia / white. It's the middle size I make (about 2.4" x 3"), with one snowflake embroidered at the top.

🌸🌺 Pink ornaments: https://etsy.me/2Ihlh78
🦋🐳 Blue ornaments: https://etsy.me/2X06SiS
🍇🍆 Purple ornaments: https://etsy.me/2VH8WMf
🌹🍊 Red + Orange ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UxJGfb
🥝☘️ Green ornaments: https://etsy.me/2UvEw38
🍂🐦 Neutral ornaments: https://etsy.me/2G2jXBa

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. This size of Vaginament is topped with a single snowflake. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

☏ www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀


♛ Who is Chardonnay? This is how I reckon she'd be, given a heart beat and a pair of heels:

She's a girl on a mission, pounding the cobbles of Bristol's high street. She just discovered her travel sized Elnett's run out, this will not do! A weekend stay at her uncle's poncetastic flat in Highgate, with flyaways? Erm...No. She's moving at some clip now- no way she's missing that train to London. This girl needs to find a Boots, STAT!

Whew, made it. She's just had a final look at herself in the manky toilet at Temple Meads, fully tarted with her rouged cheeks and scousebrows, eyes lined with No7's finest smudgeproof kohl. Her fake tan blends seamlessly with her hairline, though it's a little on the orange side. She'll get a loofah to that later. The Croydon facelift's finally stopped throbbing, thanks to the Paracetamol she fished from the bottom of her handbag, leftovers from that underground last Saturday. She sinks into her seat for the ride, earbuds pumping Skrillex, feeling oh-so-fine in the pink Adidas shell suit Gran gave her for Christmas. She'll change once she gets to Paddington. You sooo know she'll strut into that club tonight, wearing her strappy, shiny, sparkly new top. She might leave the tags on and return it for shop credit on Monday.

She's called Chardonnay, she loves her shellsuits, and you can spot her a mile away. ♛

Shipping & returns

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Suzanne McAleenan

Suzanne McAleenan

Burlington, Canada

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!

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