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You're killin it, like a f-ing boss: Cards for Dudes

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This card is from a collection we like to call our Cards for Dudes stationery line, but really we mean cards for anyone with a slightly sarcastic, witty sense of humor whose friends and family appreciate and admire a healthy dose of honesty.

Size: 4bar (3.5 x 4.875")
Paper: 100% plush cotton
Envelope color: kraft
Ink: black
Printing: letterpress
Made in the USA

{About our practices}
Each card is hand printed on an antique letterpress in our studio in Cincinnati, OH. We are committed to using environmentally conscious studio practices. We use rubber-based inks and biodegradable citrus-based solvents for press clean-up. We print on 100% tree-free cotton papers or recycled papers that contain at least 30% post-consumer waste and we either re-use or recycle our office and shipping supplies.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by james74
5 out of 5 stars
May 22, 2018
Heart: Narwhal, single letterpress card

Reviewed by Zeolah Oglesby
5 out of 5 stars
May 19, 2018
Perfect! It shipped so fast! Thank you!
Happy Mothers Day to a kick a** single dad


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You're killin it, like a f-ing boss: Cards for Dudes

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  • Materials: cotton paper, ink, letterpress, card
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