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The Groovy Cabin Conqueror

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Description

Horror Garden Gnome

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(318)
Reviewed by Dawn
Buyer photo Dawn, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
Sep 17, 2017
Got it signed by the man himself!

Packaged GREAT! Very protected! Excellent quality! I love it!!!
The Groovy Cabin Conqueror

Reviewed by Kelly Donaway
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 5, 2017
Bought it for a friend, she loved it!!
Karen Cooper 'Night of the Living Dead' Zombie Gnomes

Reviewed by rmpalmer1206
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 9, 2018
Amanda The Infected Trash Panda

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Returns & exchanges

No refunds but we will make sure you are happily infected ;)

Shipping policies

All Items in our shop are made to order. If we happen to have them ready to go they'll ship next business day but sometimes we get alot of orders at once and it'll take the full 3-5 days. If for unforeseen reasons there are ever delays we will contact you to let you know .

Also if you need international or rush shipping feel free to contact us for a quote.


Lastly, If you are local to Newmarket, ON (anywhere in the GTA) feel free to contact us for a discounted shipping quote.

Please note: we are not responsible/not involved in any customs charges.

Additional policies

Gnome Care

So you’ve just welcomed a Zombie Gnome into your home…
What now you may ask?
Display it with pride,
So all guests may be terrified!

Their favorite place to live is under shelter like
porches, overhangs, trees or even indoors.
They are happiest when they are dry and in the shade.

WATER IS THEIR ENEMY!!

Each gnome is coated with 2 coated of outdoor concrete sealer
to help protect their paint. That said though, like anything thing left
outdoors indefinitely, they are susceptible to decay.
Here are a few tips to help prevent it.

1. Try to place them somewhere with a bit of shade.
(Zombies like darkness, so does paint)

2. Bring them in for winter.
(rigor slows movement, snow and ice make it worse,
Zombies hate snow and ice, so does paint)

3. If possible, place them somewhere with some gravel/ small rocks beneath.
The stone they are made of will absorb water from the base and eventually lift paint,
So keeping water from pooling beneath is key.
(Soggy zombies shed their skin… or in this case paint)

By following these steps you’ll help your gnomes lead a long and happy/hungry afterlife.
Gnome Care

So you’ve just welcomed a Zombie Gnome into your home…
What now you may ask?
Display it with pride,
So all guests may be terrified!

Their favorite place to live is under shelter like
porches, overhangs, trees or even indoors.
They are happiest when they are dry and in the shade.

WATER IS THEIR ENEMY!!

Each gnome is coated with 2 coated of outdoor concrete sealer
to help protect their paint. That said though, like anything thing left
outdoors indefinitely, they are susceptible to decay.
Here are a few tips to help prevent it.

1. Try to place them somewhere with a bit of shade.
(Zombies like darkness, so does paint)

2. Bring them in for winter.
(rigor slows movement, snow and ice make it worse,
Zombies hate snow and ice, so does paint)

3. If possible, place them somewhere with some gravel/ small rocks beneath.
The stone they are made of will absorb water from the base and eventually lift paint,
So keeping water from pooling beneath is key.
(Soggy zombies shed their skin… or in this case paint)

By following these steps you’ll help your gnomes lead a long and happy/hungry afterlife.

The Groovy Cabin Conqueror

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$55.00

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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Canada
in Newmarket, Canada

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