Whoa! You can't buy your own item.

Home is where them f*ckers ain't

Request a custom order and have something made just for you.

Home is where them f*ckers ain't

Ask a question

$44.00

Please select a quantity
Don't miss out. There's only 5 available and 5 other people have this in their cart right now.

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Made to order

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 4–6 weeks
From United States

Description

Please note that these heartwarmingly offensive cross stitchings are made to order, custom colors and designs available on demand!
You can also admire my new profanity laden stitchings in all their glory or find inspiration for your custom on instagram @analprobehearts

Your stitching will come with the frame pictured or one similar and comparable.

Frame opening measures 3" x 5"

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (247)

Payments

Secure options
Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Etsy keeps your payment information secure. Etsy shops never receive your credit card information.

Returns & exchanges

No refunds after item has been paid for. If an item is damaged after shipping, please send me a message with photo of damage and I will make it right.

Shipping policies

Items shipped USPS 2-day. International items are shipped USPS.
Greeting cards are NOT shipped with tracking - hence the free shipping. If you would like tracking, shipping will be $7 for a flat rate envelope. Please message me for this option.

Additional policies

Please allow up to 72 hours to receive a response to messages.

What’s wrong with this listing?

The first thing you should do is contact the seller directly.

If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case.

Report a problem with an order

We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. We suggest contacting the seller directly to respectfully share your concerns.

If you’d like to file an allegation of infringement, you’ll need to follow the process described in our Copyright and Intellectual Property Policy.

Review how we define handmade, vintage and supplies

See a list of prohibited items and materials

Read our mature content policy

The item for sale is…