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Quick! There’s a horde of brain-eating zombies headed your way: you only have an acrylic ruler, some safety pins, and a bias tape machine. What do you do?

And, hey, zombies aren’t the only scary things quilters have to deal with. What happens when your teenager discovers your stash? What are your rights when you get arrested by the Quilt Police? Do you know how to tell which urban legends of quilting are based in fact? What should a quilter’s insurance policy actually cover? And what did the Buddha have to say about all this?

Quilting Isn’t Funny is a collection of hysterical essays by the inimitable creator of the Bitchy Stitcher blog, Megan Dougherty. This is quilting humor with a sharp edge, pieced together from wit, snark, and a little bit of satire. Turns out, quilting is funny. No, make that freakin’ hilarious.

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Megan Dougherty blogged as The Bitchy Stitcher from 2008 to 2018 and became the humor columnist for Quilter’s Home magazine in 2009. She was creative director at Generation Q magazine for two years, while continuing her column there. She is also the creator of the annual Quilter’s Shirtless Man and Spicy Burrito calendar. The archive of her mindless (and occasionally NSFW) drivel can be found at TheBitchyStitcher.com.

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i fell in love with this wallet on instagram and immediately came to etsy to purchase it. beautifully crafted and i love the feel of the barkcloth.

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