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Funny Pregnancy Card | Funny New Mom Card | Funny New Baby Card | Baby Shower Card - Just Like College

Funny Pregnancy Card | Funny New Mom Card | Funny New Baby Card | Baby Shower Card - Just Like College

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: paper and ink

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From United States

Description

A funny pregnancy card great for new moms. A Funny new baby card for a baby shower gift.

Congratulate them on the new baby to be, and let them know just how much fun they're gonna have once the little sucker arrives!

front: projectile vomiting. minimal sleep. crying for no reason. excessive drinking. nipples. congrats on the baby! it's gonna be just like college
inside: blank

• CARD : one 4.25 x 5.5 folded card
• ENVELOPE : kraft envelope, size A2
• PAPER : 100# white card stock (fsc made in the usa)
• PACKAGING : cello sleeve

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PaperFreckles accepts PayPal, Etsy Gift Cards and all major credit cards. If using eChecks through Paypal, we'll ship your order as soon as the payment clears.


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Refunds and Exchanges

We will provide refunds or exchanges only if there is visible damage to the items, and the issue is reported within 3 days of receiving it via USPS. All returns must be mailed back by the buyer at his / her expense. Once we receive the item and site the damage, we'll be happy to mail out a new item.

PLEASE NOTE: PaperFreckles is not liable for items lost in the mail.

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Shipping

We make regular shipments on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays so order processing is typically between 1-3 days on all orders. Occasionally, we may be out of stock on your item in which case we will notify you of the slight delay while we restock inventory.

International orders may take 1-2 weeks and domestic shipments between 3-7 days. 

Expedited shipping is available - convo us to discuss.

All items are shipped via USPS first class unless otherwise requested. PaperFreckles is not responsible for lost or damaged shipments by the US Postal Service after shipment.

PLEASE NOTE: We ship to the ETSY address provided so please make sure it is correct or it may delay shipping.

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