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PRISONERS cotton boxers - LIMITED EDITION

PRISONERS cotton boxers - LIMITED EDITION

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$27.00

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Waist size: Medium (30-32)
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton
  • Favorited by: 17 people
  • Gift message available
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Description

My husband is a gasbag. As judge & jury of my household, I pronounce him GUILTY of criminal flatulence and sentence him to a lifetime of my complaining about it. Unfortunately for me, he's a remorseless repeat offender. This scenario may sound familiar to you, and if so, you have my heartfelt sympathies.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "WHO FARTED? Line up the usual suspects..."

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

¨ Cops
¨ Robbers
¨ Parole officers
¨ Masked men
¨ Bad boys
¨ Petty thieves & small-time crooks
¨ Anyone who prefers stripes
¨ The criminally flatulent

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28 (out of stock)
M = 30-32 (1 in stock)
L = 34-36 (out of stock)
XL = 38-40 (out of stock)
XXL = 42-44 (out of stock)
<<<Sorry, due to limited fabric availability, this is it. M is the last one left!>>>

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... perfect when your perp is guilty as charged!
My husband is a gasbag. As judge & jury of my household, I pronounce him GUILTY of criminal flatulence and sentence him to a lifetime of my complaining about it. Unfortunately for me, he's a remorseless repeat offender. This scenario may sound familiar to you, and if so, you have my heartfelt sympathies.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "WHO FARTED? Line up the usual suspects..."

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

¨ Cops
¨ Robbers
¨ Parole officers
¨ Masked men
¨ Bad boys
¨ Petty thieves & small-time crooks
¨ Anyone who prefers stripes
¨ The criminally flatulent

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28 (out of stock)
M = 30-32 (1 in stock)
L = 34-36 (out of stock)
XL = 38-40 (out of stock)
XXL = 42-44 (out of stock)
<<<Sorry, due to limited fabric availability, this is it. M is the last one left!>>>

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... perfect when your perp is guilty as charged!

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Returns & exchanges

Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.

Shipping policies

I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.

Additional policies

If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.

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