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Happy Festivus - Funny Holiday Card, Christmas Cards, Xmas Card, Chanukah Card, Hannukah Card, Eid Card, Seinfeld card, Jewish Holiday Card

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Description

It's time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!
Happy Festivus!

Milk and Cookies cards are beautifully printed on thick, 100% recycled card stock, and are blank on the inside.

Card Size: A6 / 4 x 6 inches / 10.5 x 15 cm

Cards come with a recycled kraft envelope, and ship securely packaged in a cello sleeve, and a protective stiff envelope to prevent bending.

Cards are also available in:
Packs of 3 https://www.etsy.com/listing/61878787
Packs of 5 www.etsy.com/listing/61880334
And packs of 10 www.etsy.com/listing/211105719

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Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(249)
Reviewed by Ariana
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 31, 2018
I wasn't sure what kind of Valentine's card to get my friend until I saw this one. It's truly perfect Thankyou.
You're One in a Melon, Funny Valentine's Day Card, Thank You Card, Teacher Card, Funny Valentine Card, Foodie Gift, Funny Birthday Card

Reviewed by Bonnie Ehret
5 out of 5 stars
May 9, 2018
Great Calendar! So cute! I think I mentioned earlier that the only drawback is that you can only put one month's card in the holder at a time and it would be easier if they all fit at one time. Otherwise, I will order again because it is so unusual.
2018 Calendar, 2018 Desk Calendar with Wood Stand, Mini Desk Calendar, Small Desktop Calendar, Teacher Gift, Calendar 2018, Foodie Gifts

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Returns & exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
I ensure each item is packed securely so it should reach you in perfect condition. However, if your package is damaged during shipping, please let me know within 3 days after you receive it, with a photo of the damage and I will do my best to replace it for you or issue a refund.

Undamaged items are non-refundable or exchangeable.

Print colours are very close to what you see on screen, however, please keep in mind that colours vary ever so slightly on different monitors.

Shipping policies

ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIMES:

CARDS, MINI CALENDARS & WALL STICKERS
Australia & NZ: 3-6 business days
Rest of the world: 7-14 business days

WALL PLANNERS
USA: 6 days
Canada: 10 days
Worldwide: 14-21 days

PRINTS
USA, Australia & NZ: 3-6 business days
Rest of the world: 7-14 business days

APPAREL
USA: 3-5 business days.
Canada: 5-10 business days.
Rest of the World: 5-20 business days.

BUYING SEVERAL DIFFERENT ITEMS?
These may arrive in separate packages.

PACKAGING
All cards + small prints (A4 and smaller) are shipped flat in a stiff cardboard mailer.
Larger prints, wall planners & wall stickers are rolled into a sturdy mailing tube.

CUSTOMS
Any duties or customs fees charged for international orders are the responsibility of the buyer.
ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIMES:

CARDS, MINI CALENDARS & WALL STICKERS
Australia & NZ: 3-6 business days
Rest of the world: 7-14 business days

WALL PLANNERS
USA: 6 days
Canada: 10 days
Worldwide: 14-21 days

PRINTS
USA, Australia & NZ: 3-6 business days
Rest of the world: 7-14 business days

APPAREL
USA: 3-5 business days.
Canada: 5-10 business days.
Rest of the World: 5-20 business days.

BUYING SEVERAL DIFFERENT ITEMS?
These may arrive in separate packages.

PACKAGING
All cards + small prints (A4 and smaller) are shipped flat in a stiff cardboard mailer.
Larger prints, wall planners & wall stickers are rolled into a sturdy mailing tube.

CUSTOMS
Any duties or customs fees charged for international orders are the responsibility of the buyer.

FAQs

Our prints are museum-quality, printed with the finest archival, fade resistant, pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper. This is the highest quality printing method available, and makes for a beautiful and long-lasting print.
Absolutely! Please contact me. I’m happy to help!

Happy Festivus - Funny Holiday Card, Christmas Cards, Xmas Card, Chanukah Card, Hannukah Card, Eid Card, Seinfeld card, Jewish Holiday Card

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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Australia
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

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