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Rare, Vintage Vases / A set / Undamaged

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$5,000 for the pair. And they go together. This is my advantage for you.
They cannot be challenged. They will not be separated. I have promised them this!
For their competitive equality to each other. Cannot be beat.
In the world, you will not find better...more beautiful, even.
I have searched long and hard. Long and hard. The $30,000 specimens out there are a rare site to compete. [ I challenge...for I have searched - best names, best houses; I'll admit, auction houses do carry more expensive, but...you'll pay upwards of $30K]. I know, I know mine – got'em beat. Pretty pretty pretty.
Try and beat this competition Cecil B. DeMille, Mr. Disney, nor Georrrge Washington, himself. / Go to some middle east country (Qatar) and watch the goils fight over these two [most gorgeous]. Cuz...girls all over the world are all the same. We likey the pretty stuff. / Husbands out there with not a clue as to what to get her: well, youu...found it. Now, go and get it, and be the Prince Charming she always expects from you. (Silly little pooh bear.) And, you'll find, across dining tables, waiting just for your Prince Charming self, special winks and facial sparkles for a good month afterwards. I'll tell you.
In rememberence of the outstanding competition award, you have found, for her lucky little self.

Shall I go forward and explain in entertaining detail of the two? This is a competition, I have said.

The two vases have nothing in common, except...they are different colored and they are both (simultaneously) a different shape. Oh yeah, and this would qualify them to be perfect companions upon one shelf. Companions in competition.

Please! This is the award-winning, show-stopping, and I do mean: Official Talent Show of Vases.
It is a competition, to clarify
And it is eternally entwined, to verify
their safety.
Not to be separated.
The qualifiers (possibly single-ly/exclusively in the world) to this great – now publicly offered – Official Talent Show of Vases.

Maybe this sounds kinda fake, kinda not-so-sincere...of my trying to relate of my affection...of these two, super beautiful/my adoration of their looks alone, as to the 'selling point' … mmmh, how do I relate to smaller brains/the inept – of my gorgeous, Talent Show of Vases.
Oh! Here's how:

The baby fine softness that is the look of this cherry red creation, aside from the feel of the outer body is...glorious, to begin with. / The top, a wonderment of achievement of finery, of softness - of art - of pedals [to swoon over]. Yet, like the rose, itself, the pedals look sturdy, not fragile.
This all rounded off, moreover, with the shape, as a bottom-heavy pear-shaped art-thingie in the world. / 'Clara' exceeds, in an offer – for our eyes' feast...whilst simultaneously admiring its pear-like rounded shape = bubbles! Surrounding the neck and baby's bottom on our Clara. / This 'champion'd of art' vase bragging continues...and its surprise is: it was made – so pretty of its beautifulness – to never be filled. / It must, as all nobleness, stand alone. / a) None of its companions will surpass it; b) It will always outshine, in its color of sweet baby cherry red; c) All who look on her will carry a place in their heart for it...the rest of their lives.
Rememberence. Quite an accomplishment for a simple 5x8” creation in the world.

The other, rare, elitist, thick golden wonder is more of an accomplishment in another direction...with the female name she is encircled in, 'Cinnamon'. She comes from the master craftsman world that exudes the level I have put on the table, to my 'Clara'.
Cinnamon, on a note of noble correctness, is quiet and serene. A full accomplishment of form & looks. Her quietness is her shape, tapering thinner to the bottom; plus the subdued golden softness exudes her to be a quiet affair of art. / Next, her serene attitude is most definitely the glow of soft staining frost; golden-ness and golden glow. Her quiet serene nobleness does not jump out at you, as all good taste.

Put simply for my debate – against the Champion of Art: 'Clara'
Her challenger: the most noble, serene, 'Cinnamon'

Any questions or more photo requests, I gladly acknowledge; please contact me. / This piece will be handled with special care required to transport safely.

I offer return policy, so there is no misjudging my items - in my Shipping Policies.

PLEASE SEE MY SHIPPING POLICIES.
Also, I offer to pay - half the shipping price - if it is a 'combination shipping' with something else from my shop. Definitely.

All orders most likely sent - USPS Priority Mail or UPS Freight on larger items. / Refunds on shipping cost overages.

Overseas buyers: rates quoted shipping to your country will not cover any Custom Fees in your country. Also, items are sometimes held by Customs in your country, and can result in longer delivery time.
Looking forward to some international friends!

Thanks so much for stopping by ;)
$5,000 for the pair. And they go together. This is my advantage for you.
They cannot be challenged. They will not be separated. I have promised them this!
For their competitive equality to each other. Cannot be beat.
In the world, you will not find better...more beautiful, even.
I have searched long and hard. Long and hard. The $30,000 specimens out there are a rare site to compete. [ I challenge...for I have searched - best names, best houses; I'll admit, auction houses do carry more expensive, but...you'll pay upwards of $30K]. I know, I know mine – got'em beat. Pretty pretty pretty.
Try and beat this competition Cecil B. DeMille, Mr. Disney, nor Georrrge Washington, himself. / Go to some middle east country (Qatar) and watch the goils fight over these two [most gorgeous]. Cuz...girls all over the world are all the same. We likey the pretty stuff. / Husbands out there with not a clue as to what to get her: well, youu...found it. Now, go and get it, and be the Prince Charming she always expects from you. (Silly little pooh bear.) And, you'll find, across dining tables, waiting just for your Prince Charming self, special winks and facial sparkles for a good month afterwards. I'll tell you.
In rememberence of the outstanding competition award, you have found, for her lucky little self.

Shall I go forward and explain in entertaining detail of the two? This is a competition, I have said.

The two vases have nothing in common, except...they are different colored and they are both (simultaneously) a different shape. Oh yeah, and this would qualify them to be perfect companions upon one shelf. Companions in competition.

Please! This is the award-winning, show-stopping, and I do mean: Official Talent Show of Vases.
It is a competition, to clarify
And it is eternally entwined, to verify
their safety.
Not to be separated.
The qualifiers (possibly single-ly/exclusively in the world) to this great – now publicly offered – Official Talent Show of Vases.

Maybe this sounds kinda fake, kinda not-so-sincere...of my trying to relate of my affection...of these two, super beautiful/my adoration of their looks alone, as to the 'selling point' … mmmh, how do I relate to smaller brains/the inept – of my gorgeous, Talent Show of Vases.
Oh! Here's how:

The baby fine softness that is the look of this cherry red creation, aside from the feel of the outer body is...glorious, to begin with. / The top, a wonderment of achievement of finery, of softness - of art - of pedals [to swoon over]. Yet, like the rose, itself, the pedals look sturdy, not fragile.
This all rounded off, moreover, with the shape, as a bottom-heavy pear-shaped art-thingie in the world. / 'Clara' exceeds, in an offer – for our eyes' feast...whilst simultaneously admiring its pear-like rounded shape = bubbles! Surrounding the neck and baby's bottom on our Clara. / This 'champion'd of art' vase bragging continues...and its surprise is: it was made – so pretty of its beautifulness – to never be filled. / It must, as all nobleness, stand alone. / a) None of its companions will surpass it; b) It will always outshine, in its color of sweet baby cherry red; c) All who look on her will carry a place in their heart for it...the rest of their lives.
Rememberence. Quite an accomplishment for a simple 5x8” creation in the world.

The other, rare, elitist, thick golden wonder is more of an accomplishment in another direction...with the female name she is encircled in, 'Cinnamon'. She comes from the master craftsman world that exudes the level I have put on the table, to my 'Clara'.
Cinnamon, on a note of noble correctness, is quiet and serene. A full accomplishment of form & looks. Her quietness is her shape, tapering thinner to the bottom; plus the subdued golden softness exudes her to be a quiet affair of art. / Next, her serene attitude is most definitely the glow of soft staining frost; golden-ness and golden glow. Her quiet serene nobleness does not jump out at you, as all good taste.

Put simply for my debate – against the Champion of Art: 'Clara'
Her challenger: the most noble, serene, 'Cinnamon'

Any questions or more photo requests, I gladly acknowledge; please contact me. / This piece will be handled with special care required to transport safely.

I offer return policy, so there is no misjudging my items - in my Shipping Policies.

PLEASE SEE MY SHIPPING POLICIES.
Also, I offer to pay - half the shipping price - if it is a 'combination shipping' with something else from my shop. Definitely.

All orders most likely sent - USPS Priority Mail or UPS Freight on larger items. / Refunds on shipping cost overages.

Overseas buyers: rates quoted shipping to your country will not cover any Custom Fees in your country. Also, items are sometimes held by Customs in your country, and can result in longer delivery time.
Looking forward to some international friends!

Thanks so much for stopping by ;)

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I would definitely accept Returns/Refunds In Full - if the Item I sent was not what you expected. This is on the premise that the Item was not what I had described, with any faults, etc. in my shop posting. I thank you in advance for no begrudging hard feelings - nor ill will – towards Poopsy and Me. [Whew!]

I have to include with the Refund Policy:
1) Photo/photos of incorrectness, or damage. / I have stated in Shipping Policies - “I cannot be responsible for lost or damaged items due to postal delivery services.”
2) You have 5 days to send back from the actual Delivery Date, with the Signature Receipt to verify your Delivery Date.
3) Must be in original packaging, and as carefully packed as I had packed it – with all the stuffing for protective support against postal abuse. / I will not accept the package if not in the original packaging. This is an absolute must.
4) If the item was insured, that's how it returns. Shipping costs are not refundable.
I will apologize for the inconvenience, and gladly give a refund. I consider my Shop with utmost esteem and would be happy to accommodate you otherwise. Sincerely.

Again, I will not accept – returned package – if not in the original packaging as I had packed.
[Sorry for the pressure, but I had a bad experience with Buyer returning the expensive Item by throwing it into a large box with no support, and just dropped off at my door, when they promised otherwise.]
I would definitely accept Returns/Refunds In Full - if the Item I sent was not what you expected. This is on the premise that the Item was not what I had described, with any faults, etc. in my shop posting. I thank you in advance for no begrudging hard feelings - nor ill will – towards Poopsy and Me. [Whew!]

I have to include with the Refund Policy:
1) Photo/photos of incorrectness, or damage. / I have stated in Shipping Policies - “I cannot be responsible for lost or damaged items due to postal delivery services.”
2) You have 5 days to send back from the actual Delivery Date, with the Signature Receipt to verify your Delivery Date.
3) Must be in original packaging, and as carefully packed as I had packed it – with all the stuffing for protective support against postal abuse. / I will not accept the package if not in the original packaging. This is an absolute must.
4) If the item was insured, that's how it returns. Shipping costs are not refundable.
I will apologize for the inconvenience, and gladly give a refund. I consider my Shop with utmost esteem and would be happy to accommodate you otherwise. Sincerely.

Again, I will not accept – returned package – if not in the original packaging as I had packed.
[Sorry for the pressure, but I had a bad experience with Buyer returning the expensive Item by throwing it into a large box with no support, and just dropped off at my door, when they promised otherwise.]

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I will notify you when I ship. 
Tracking number will be given to buyer thru email.
If you would like me to insure your package, please tell me on with the Etsy email. This does add an extra cost to the shipping. 
Unless the shipping is USPS Priority Mail, where insurance is included.
Insurance on items are the choice of Buyer. I take care in packing my items. Most of the items would not require insurance.

All items are shipped Priority Mail or Standard Delivery, unless request is made from Buyer.

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I cannot be responsible for lost or damaged items due to postal delivery services.

Rare, Vintage Vases / A set / Undamaged

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