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Why Not | Hotel Keychain | Motel Keychain | Plastic Key Chain | Made in US | plastic hotel keychain | hotel key fob | plastic key fob

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➤ 1.5" x 1.5"
➤ White with black printing
➤ Silver key ring.

Sometimes, what I dearly need is a small totem of permissiveness. Something that I can hold in my hand to help me navigate the battle field of poor decisions and responsibilities dodged. However, a Magic 8-Ball is too clumsy. This will have to do.

With Care has been bringing you some of the first frank-and-sassy printed hotel keychains since 2013! All keychains are printed in Wisconsin and assembled with glee in our Providence, Rhode Island studio.

This item is in stock and will be shipped USPS First Class (with tracking!) in 1-3 business days.

➤Find us online @withcarejewelry


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by lacey porter
5 out of 5 stars
May 24, 2017
Super cute with super fast shipping!
Why Not Novelty Plastic Key Chain

Reviewed by Paula Kenne
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 27, 2018
Beautiful pin. Love it. Just what I was looking for!!! Thsnks for shipping so quickly and securely. Paula
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Why Not | Hotel Keychain | Motel Keychain | Plastic Key Chain | Made in US | plastic hotel keychain | hotel key fob | plastic key fob

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  • Handmade item
  • Length: 1.5 Inches
  • Materials: plastic, metal
  • Feedback: 526 reviews
  • Favorited by: 108 people
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