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Stocking stuffer novelty gag gift. Bathroom toilet spray deodorizer. Secret Santa, gift exchange, holiday hostess gift!

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Stocking stuffer novelty gag gift. Bathroom toilet spray deodorizer. Secret Santa, gift exchange, holiday hostess gift!

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Description

You need to be prepared before Santa drops a little gift—or a big one—down the chimney. This toilet spray will make sure that no one knows about Santa’s visit. The evergreen scent gives homage to the Yule log, while the merry label will inject a note of holiday cheer into even the dreariest bog.

Results not guaranteed in cases of extreme smelly ache.

Made from all natural ingredients in a 1oz spray bottle which gives approximately 200+ squits.*

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Everything is formulated and designed by me, and I even went the extra mile with the labels. They are professionally printed on superior grade vinyl using UV resistant eco solvent inks with permanent adhesive which makes them longer lasting than the product itself. No type or image will rub off even if you run over it with your truck.**

*How could dippylulu resist that typo?

**If you do elect to engage in this form of destructive testing please be aware the bottle will probably not survive this assault, though the label will.

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This listing is for ONE one fluid ounce bottle of Santa's Log packed in a gift bag. Use only as directed. Height of bottle: 3.75 inches/95mm

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You need to be prepared before Santa drops a little gift—or a big one—down the chimney. This toilet spray will make sure that no one knows about Santa’s visit. The evergreen scent gives homage to the Yule log, while the merry label will inject a note of holiday cheer into even the dreariest bog.

Results not guaranteed in cases of extreme smelly ache.

Made from all natural ingredients in a 1oz spray bottle which gives approximately 200+ squits.*

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

Everything is formulated and designed by me, and I even went the extra mile with the labels. They are professionally printed on superior grade vinyl using UV resistant eco solvent inks with permanent adhesive which makes them longer lasting than the product itself. No type or image will rub off even if you run over it with your truck.**

*How could dippylulu resist that typo?

**If you do elect to engage in this form of destructive testing please be aware the bottle will probably not survive this assault, though the label will.

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

This listing is for ONE one fluid ounce bottle of Santa's Log packed in a gift bag. Use only as directed. Height of bottle: 3.75 inches/95mm

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧
Click to keep shopping at Dippylulu: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu
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It's not me that farts a lot. Honest.

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