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Stocking stuffer gag gift novelty toilet spray. Shit Happens MATURE bathroom deodorizer.

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Stocking stuffer gag gift novelty toilet spray. Shit Happens MATURE bathroom deodorizer.

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  • Handmade item

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Description

Death and taxes are not the only things that are certain in life. This toilet spray will help you deal with the third. Just shake, spray, and confront the inevitable. No one will ever know. A stocking stuffer for the realist.

2-6 blasts directed into the toilet it will detoxify whatever else follows. Pick a scent!

Minty Shit is full on peppermint blast. Nice and fresh!
Orangey Shit is a nice blend of citrus and goi berries
Evergreeny Shit is like a freshly cut tree
Herby Shit is bergamot, basil, and oakmoss
Smoky Shit is Tobacco, cedarwood, tonka bean, and bourbon

Results not guaranteed in cases of extreme smelly ache.

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Everything is formulated and designed by me, and I even went the extra mile with the labels. They are professionally printed on superior grade vinyl using UV resistant eco solvent inks with permanent adhesive which makes them longer lasting than the product itself. No type or image will rub off even if you run over it with your truck.**

**If you do elect to engage in this form of destructive testing please be aware the bottle will probably not survive this assault, though the label will.

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This listing is for ONE one fluid ounce bottle of Shit Happens! packed in a gift bag. Use only as directed. Height of bottle: 3.75 inches/95mm

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Death and taxes are not the only things that are certain in life. This toilet spray will help you deal with the third. Just shake, spray, and confront the inevitable. No one will ever know. A stocking stuffer for the realist.

2-6 blasts directed into the toilet it will detoxify whatever else follows. Pick a scent!

Minty Shit is full on peppermint blast. Nice and fresh!
Orangey Shit is a nice blend of citrus and goi berries
Evergreeny Shit is like a freshly cut tree
Herby Shit is bergamot, basil, and oakmoss
Smoky Shit is Tobacco, cedarwood, tonka bean, and bourbon

Results not guaranteed in cases of extreme smelly ache.

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

Everything is formulated and designed by me, and I even went the extra mile with the labels. They are professionally printed on superior grade vinyl using UV resistant eco solvent inks with permanent adhesive which makes them longer lasting than the product itself. No type or image will rub off even if you run over it with your truck.**

**If you do elect to engage in this form of destructive testing please be aware the bottle will probably not survive this assault, though the label will.

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

This listing is for ONE one fluid ounce bottle of Shit Happens! packed in a gift bag. Use only as directed. Height of bottle: 3.75 inches/95mm

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧
Click to keep shopping at Dippylulu: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu
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It's not me that farts a lot. Honest.

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