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- Inside is blank for your personal sentiment
- Printed on high-quality 110lb acid-free paper
- 5.5 x 4.25 folded card (US size A2)
- Includes 100% recycled, 100% Post-Consumer Waste brown bag envelope

All of my cards are designed, printed, cut, scored and folded by me.


- Card comes in a protective cellophane sleeve
- Mailed via USPS First Class Mail

For more cards, please visit my shop: www.cheekykumquat.etsy.com


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Federico
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 5, 2018
Always a pleasure to purchase from CheekyKumquat! Very professional and always goes above and beyond to take care of her customers. Thanks so much! A+++++++++++
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Customer satisfaction is the key to my shop's success and I rely on your positive feedback and recommendations to attract new customers. Therefore, if for any reason you are not satisfied with your order, please contact me and I will do everything possible to make it right.

Shipping policies

Card orders are sent via USPS First Class Mail and are shipped 1-2 business days within payment receipt. All cards are sealed in a plastic sleeve for protection.

***Please verify that your address is correct before completing your order to avoid shipping delays and additional costs***

DOMESTIC CUSTOMERS: Orders usually arrive within 3-5 business days after shipment and all include tracking information.

INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: Orders usually arrive within 1-3 weeks, depending on your location. In order to keep international shipping costs as low as possible, international orders are shipped via First Class Mail International in a paper mailer with no tracking information attached. However, the journey is long and if you prefer that your order be shipped in a rigid cardboard mailer to ensure that it arrives in pristine condition, please select the upgrade at checkout (this will also provide tracking information).

Additional policies

Sorry, but I am currently not accepting requests for custom orders.

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No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

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