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ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS ARE CUSTOM ITEMS - Construction will not begin until payment is received.

You may use direct checkout or PayPal.

It usually takes a day or two for payments to clear. Your order is considered complete when payment is received by ClockQuirks.

Returns & exchanges

Because these items are custom made, we cannot accept refunds or exchanges. Please purchase seriously.

Shipping policies

Items will be shipped to the address listed on your Etsy account at check out. We verify shipping addresses with USPS.

US shipping – Packages are shipped in the time frame listed on each item. They are shipped USPS Priority mail. You will be notified when your item has shipped.

International shipping – Items are mailed in the time frame listed on each item. However, in the case of international shipping, customs can delay packages by up to 6 weeks. This does not happen often, but it can happen. Please allow this extra time for your order to arrive.

Additional policies



Please use the following guidelines for measuring:

Chest Size:
Place tape snugly around fullest part of chest.

Waist Size:
Place tape snugly around waist at natural waistline.

Hip Size:
Place tape snugly around fullest part of hips.

Neck Size:
Place tape snugly around neck where collar rests.

Sleeve length:
With arm down at side, start tape at center of back (at the neckbone). Measure with tape over TOP of shoulder, and down to the end of cuff (at the wrist bone).

Base of neck to waist:
Start tape at center of back (at the neckbone). Measure to natural waistline.

Base of neck to floor:
Start tape at center of back (at the neckbone). Measure to floor without shoes.
Please check individual item or message for details if you have any questions.

Items made of broadcloth are machine washable. Test for fading before washing items with more than one color.

Line dry for all items.

Tshirt customization should NOT be ironed. Ironing would damage the lettering.

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