5 x 7 Chlamydia Koala - Funny Valentine's Day Card - Funny Greeting Card - Koala Handmade Card - Card for Partner - FourLetterWordCards

5 x 7 Chlamydia Koala - Funny Valentine's Day Card - Funny Greeting Card - Koala Handmade Card - Card for Partner - FourLetterWordCards

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

Inkjet printed Cardstock, Glitter, Clean Koala

5 x 7 Chlamydia Koala - Funny Valentine's Day Card - Funny Greeting Card - Koala Handmade Card - Card for Partner - FourLetterWordCards

There once was this super famous boy band that had one of its members get Chlamydia from a Koala. Seriously! (You can't make this up folks!) The cute and cuddly creature peed on him at the zoo and he contracted an STD! This card is in honor of that little event. Who would have ever thought that holding a marsupial would carry such risks!?

Thank your partner for not peeing on you/giving you Chlamydia. (Trust us, if you've had relations with others- protection is key- but we do stupid crap sometimes, so thank your partner/partners for not giving you any icky things during your bumping uglies.)

This listing is for a 5 x 7 inch card. Also enclosed is an A7 envelope in the color of your choice.



♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on white or ivory matte 110lb index cardstock.

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand.

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires.



♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥

“I LOVE Four Letter Word Cards! Michelle shipped my card immediately and it was delivered in a timely manner. She left a personal note saying thank you for the purchase which was such an awesome touch. My boyfriend loved the card!” - kkmchale

“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce

"The card was so cute, and my friend loved it!! There was a nice thank you note inside and it was beautifully packaged. Thank you so much!!" - clarkma26

“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole

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✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉

✉ Items are shipped out within 1-3 business days of you placing the order. (Your first business day is the day after you placed your order.)

✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.

✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.

NEED SOMETHING SOONER? CLICK HERE FOR PRIORITY SHIPPING:
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Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply.
Gift wrapping available
Details

Meet FourLetterWordCards

Michelle

Michelle

Austin, Texas

This seller usually responds within 24 hours.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - NOVEMBER 30TH

STANDARD SHIPPING/FIRST CLASS - DECEMBER 17TH
PRIORITY SHIPPING/ MUG ORDERS - DECEMBER 19TH
UPGRADED PRIORITY EXPRESS - DECEMBER 22ND

IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDERS ON OR BEFORE THESE CUT OFF DATES, ACCORDING TO USPS, THEY SHOULD ARRIVE IN TIME BEFORE THE HOLIDAY.

I do my best to estimate the latest date you can order for special dates. Occasionally things are out of my control though, due to weather delays, USPS emergencies etc. Please understand I do everything in my power to ensure your items arrive on time. ♥
Please don't get your cards wet! They are inkjet printed, which means the ink may run if wet. The same goes for any poster prints. I use a high quality photograph inkjet printer - it prints amazing, but the ink will still run when wet.
Mugs should be hand-washed and are microwave safe. WOOT!
I do my best to make things as easy as possible for you, however I do ask that you ensure correct shipping addresses.

We ship to the address provided at the time of your order. I am more than happy to change a shipping address for you, if it's incorrect and I've not shipped it out. However if the address is incorrect and your order is returned - you will be responsible for additional shipping costs. If you do not respond- you'll be refunded for the product, minus all shipping costs charged by USPS.

If your order had free shipping and is returned due to incorrect address, you will be responsible for additional shipping charges. you prefer a refund, you'll be refunded product cost, minus incurred shipping fees, due to incorrect address.
Orders ship on business days - which are Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend and my days to actually rest and replenish.
If there is any issue with USPS delivering a package, you need to notify us IMMEDIATELY! USPS can only track a package so long, so if you contact us a month after it was delivered, USPS may not be able to investigate any problems. We want to help you, but we are constrained within timeframes USPS uses. Please let us know of any problems within 15 days. THANK YOU!
You can view our most up-to-date privacy policies here -
https://www.fourletterwordcards.rocks/pages/privacy-policy

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT IF YOU ORDER THROUGH ETSY - WE CANNOT SEND YOU MARKETING INFORMATION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, UNLESS YOU OPT IN TO RECEIVE EMAILS THROUGH OUR DIRECT WEBSITE.

WE ONLY CONTACT YOU THROUGH PERSONAL EMAIL IF WE ARE UNABLE TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE THROUGH ETSY CONVERSATIONS.

THE ONLY APIS USED ON ETSY, ARE FOR ETSY RESEARCH ONLY. PROGRAMS USED ARE MARMALEAD, VELA, QUICKBOOKS AND ETSY RANK. THEY MUST ADHERE TO SECURITY MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR OWN DATA, SET BY ETSY INC.

ETSY HAS ITS OWN PRIVACY POLICY, WHICH YOU CAN VIEW THROUGH THEIR WEBSITE.

Reviews

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