We all know what everyone wants to receive for every gift-giving occasion: a dragon. Since that's widely considered both impossible and impractical, here's a card with which you express your regrets to your best friend, romantic partner, or anyone else in your life who deserves the fire-breathing pet you wish you could get them.

Professionally printed using my own art and designs, Sweet Ingenuity cards are then cut and folded by hand. Each one measure approximately 4.75 inches by 4.75 inches, with some minor variation due to their handmade nature. They're printed on sturdy cardstock, and are blank inside. The back features my logo and website, and the text "handmade in Ottawa, Canada by a real live human". Each card comes with a simple 5 inch by 5 inch ungummed white envelope.

(The first listing image shows the card style you will receive. Other cards are included to provide a better feel for card size, paper weight, and sheen.)