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Funny Valentines Card, Valentines Day Card, Anniversary Card, Card for Boyfriend, Card for Girlfriend,Card for Him, Love Card, Fart Card

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Description

> Card measures 4” x 5.5” on heavy bright white matte card stock
> Blank Inside
> Carefully packaged in a cello sleeve with rigid backing and shipped in bubble mailer for ultimate protection.

Are you buying more than one card?
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If you’re buying a card, you might need some gift wrap.
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Like our style?
Check out www.knottycards.com to learn more about us and see our entire collection.

Copyright 2015 – 2016 Knotty Cards. Don’t Be Knotty, Be Original.
(basically, don’t steal our shit)
> Card measures 4” x 5.5” on heavy bright white matte card stock
> Blank Inside
> Carefully packaged in a cello sleeve with rigid backing and shipped in bubble mailer for ultimate protection.

Are you buying more than one card?
Check out our multi-card deal here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/219737327/card-set-stationary-set-mix-and-match?ref=shop_home_active_4

If you’re buying a card, you might need some gift wrap.
Check out our wrapping paper collection here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/KnottyCards?section_id=18437657&ref=shopsection_leftnav_9

Like our style?
Check out www.knottycards.com to learn more about us and see our entire collection.

Copyright 2015 – 2016 Knotty Cards. Don’t Be Knotty, Be Original.
(basically, don’t steal our shit)

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(4,670)

Payments

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
We do everything in our power to keep our customers happy. That’s our ultimate goal. If you aren’t 100% happy with your purchase, let us know and we will work with you on a solution. There will be no refunds if we can tell you didn’t read our listing descriptions/these policies.

If you did not order within the described deadline on our home page and your card arrives after you wanted, we will NOT refund your money. We can't email everyone to make sure we know what date they would like the card.

NO REFUNDS WILL BE GIVEN FOR CARDS THAT ARE DELIVERED AFTER AN EXPECTED DATE!

Exceptions:
* If your card arrives damaged, we will replace it within 24 hours and usually ship so it gets to you in 2-3 days.
* If for some reason we send you the wrong card, we will by all means correct the order.
* If the post office loses the package and we can tell you didn’t receive it, we will absolutely send you another.
* If a tsunami, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, snow storm, asteroid, rogue wave, alien attack, or any other crazy thing happens we will replace your card. We’re not unreasonable, geez.

Copyright Knotty Cards, 2016. Designs cannot be reproduced or sold without exclusive permission from the owner, Casey Sweeney.

Shipping policies

All cards will be sent upon the receiving of payment.
They will be mailed 3-5 business days upon purchase. These cards will be created using matte card stock and include an envelope with purchase. They will be packaged in a rigid mailer, enclosed in a cellophane sleeve for ultimate protection. Ultimate.

For holiday orders, please take note that we cannot control the USPS so order way ahead of time. Trust us, we wish we could. We will post the specific date the USPS suggests in our shop banner as soon as we know it.

Additional policies

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Funny Valentines Card, Valentines Day Card, Anniversary Card, Card for Boyfriend, Card for Girlfriend,Card for Him, Love Card, Fart Card

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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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