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MADE TO ORDER Behold the Field Embroidery

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Hand-stitched, very detailed reproduction of an online embroidery.

Stitched by The Cotton Floozy

This is a separate listing for the No Fvcks Embroidery with one difference. It will be the embroidery only -- raw edge and no frame. The embroidery will arrive fabric only, cut to 8x10 or any size desired (the maximum 12"). The benefits are that it's a bit cheaper, you can add a frame of your choosing, and the shipping costs are much lower (especially for non-USA countries. Let me know if your country isn't represented in the shipping and I can add it.)

MADE TO ORDER. Takes approximately 7-8 WEEKS to finish, approx 8-10 weeks till delivery from order date, depending on your location. International orders take even longer.


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As an artist who makes everything by hand in dim lighting without the aid of sweatshop workers or elves, I retain the rights to the patterns I create for custom orders. I reserve the right to reuse my patterns and to post photographs of my finished (hand-stitched-in-dim-lighting) embroideries. Like other fan artists, I allege that my embroidery work is transformative and permissible under the fair use principles of U.S. copyright laws. I do not sell enough embroidery commissions to warrant any freaking out from the owners of any copyrighted materials, whereas I only make enough money to buy an occasional McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 with a super-sized Diet Coke to-go. If you have a beef with anything I have made or do not feel properly attributed, please email me directly at thecottonfloozy@gmail.com and I will consult that cold dark stone that is my heart after I make a phone call to my kickass big sister lawyer.

If you would like to buy an embroidery pattern that I create, for exclusive rights, to be used only by you or your very own equestrian dressage society, then you must agree to pay the full price of $250. Which would make me very happy indeed, because then I would be able to afford the medication I will need to unclot the McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 from my cold dark heart.

I will assume that you agree to my terms unless you write me an email in caps-locked comic sans font stating that you do not agree to my terms. In which case, I will politely decline doing business with you.

If you are the awesome person whom I believe you to be, and have made it through this delightful sales agreement without falling asleep, thank you for commissioning a custom order from me. Let's be friends. Want to meet for McBrunch?

Ridiculously yours,
The Cotton Floozy

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Everything is 100% guaranteed. We will do our best to stitch and deliver our embroideries. Refunds will be considered on a case by case basis.

Shipping policies

Please be aware that custom orders take anywhere from 6-8 weeks to complete, plus shipping time. Made-to-Order embroideries, for example, the Behold The Field embroidery takes about 8-9 weeks. Everything we do here is hand-stitched. We have a long custom order queue of the best customers! We appreciate your patience.

Floozy and Co.

MADE TO ORDER Behold the Field Embroidery

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Muslin, embroidery floss
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 150 reviews
  • Favorited by: 123 people
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Made just for you. Ready to ship in 4–6 weeks.
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