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50th Birthday Card 50 and Full of Rude Sarcastic Humorous 50th Card Funny 50th Birthday Gift Secret Message Card Funny Birthday Card for Mum

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50th Birthday Card 50 and Full of Rude Sarcastic Humorous 50th Card Funny 50th Birthday Gift Secret Message Card Funny Birthday Card for Mum

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: White, Greeting, Card, 300 GSM, Humor, Humour, kraft, pink, blue, 50, fifty
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 24 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


Bring a smile to someone's face with our 50th Birthday Card. Your cheeky, rude or funny message will be hidden under a scratch and reveal sticker.

You can either write your own message in the dotted box indicated on the card and then cover it with the sticker provided or I can pre-print your message on the card. If you'd like this then please advise me in the special instructions of the words to include under the sticker (limit of 10).


Colour: Choose from pink or blue
Size: A6 (105mm x 148mm)
Paper type: Smooth thick 300gsm white card
Sticker: Grey scratch and reveal sticker covering wording
Envelope: C6 Kraft

The card is blank inside for your own personal message.


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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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