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Sarcastic fob key holder "I have no fucks left to give flying or otherwise"

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Description

Secure your keys with this wristlet keychain.

Includes one wristlet with "I have no fucks left to give flying or otherwise" embroidered in light purple on solid black fabric which is then secured to heavy duty black webbing.

Embroidered letters can also be done in dark blue, red, white or green thread. Please specify color choice in the notes.

Other thread color choices are available, please contact me. If I have the thread color you are looking for, I will be happy to make it!


Key ring and charm are included.

Finished unfolded wristlets are 1" by 11" for a comfortable fit over the wrist.

Wristlets are made by me in a smoke free home. While family includes kitties, they are not allowed to help me sew.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Sarcastic fob key holder "I have no fucks left to give flying or otherwise"

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: nylon webbing, metal hardware
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 15 people
  • Gift message available
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From Lake Orion, MI
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