Greeting card: You seem nice but you must be at least this tall to ride this ride

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Ladies: you know what I'm getting at here. You're at a bar. The nice guy seated on the bar stool next to you strikes up a conversation. He's single, employed, and appears to have hair. Check, check and check. Things are going well. You're about to leave with him. Then he stands up and... WOWZA! He's a shorty! He is like literally 5 inches shorter than you. Not to be shallow here but..... umm.... yeah.... I think I just heard your mom calling...

How do you get out of this, you ask? Well, this one requires some forethought. As a single lady, you need to be prepared for situations Just.Like.This.

Your best bet is to stock up on these cards. Like, seriously, you might wanna buy like twelve. Just keep 'em in your purse. You'll know when the time is right to whip one out. Just pay your tab, hand it over, and ghost. Sure beats having to do the whole awkward face-to-face conversation thing.

Here's the text:
Front: You seem nice...
Inside: BUT You must be at least this tall to ride this ride.

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