Whoa! You can't buy your own item.

Greeting card: You seem nice but you must be at least this tall to ride this ride

Greeting card: You seem nice but you must be at least this tall to ride this ride

Ask a question


Please select a quantity


  • Handmade item
  • Favorited by: 12 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards


Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From United States


Ladies: you know what I'm getting at here. You're at a bar. The nice guy seated on the bar stool next to you strikes up a conversation. He's single, employed, and appears to have hair. Check, check and check. Things are going well. You're about to leave with him. Then he stands up and... WOWZA! He's a shorty! He is like literally 5 inches shorter than you. Not to be shallow here but..... umm.... yeah.... I think I just heard your mom calling...

How do you get out of this, you ask? Well, this one requires some forethought. As a single lady, you need to be prepared for situations Just.Like.This.

Your best bet is to stock up on these cards. Like, seriously, you might wanna buy like twelve. Just keep 'em in your purse. You'll know when the time is right to whip one out. Just pay your tab, hand it over, and ghost. Sure beats having to do the whole awkward face-to-face conversation thing.

Here's the text:
Front: You seem nice...
Inside: BUT You must be at least this tall to ride this ride.

Comes with a matching envelope.


5 out of 5 stars


Secure options
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Etsy keeps your payment information secure. Etsy shops never receive your credit card information.

What’s wrong with this listing?

The first thing you should do is contact the seller directly.

If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case.

Report a problem with an order

We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. We suggest contacting the seller directly to respectfully share your concerns.

If you’d like to file an allegation of infringement, you’ll need to follow the process described in our Copyright and Intellectual Property Policy.

Review how we define handmade, vintage and supplies

See a list of prohibited items and materials

Read our mature content policy

The item for sale is…