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Jalapeno Pants, Funny Valentines Card, Card for Husband, Funny Love Card, Card for Boyfriend, Card for Him, Card for Wife, Funny Card

Jalapeno Pants, Funny Valentines Card, Card for Husband, Funny Love Card, Card for Boyfriend, Card for Him, Card for Wife, Funny Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Made to order

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From United States
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

*DOMESTIC ORDERS PLACED AFTER 2/5 ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO ARRIVE BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY**

The ORIGINAL Jalapeno Pants card as featured on Buzzfeed and Huffington Post! We know there are other people out there selling this design, and that sucks. But hey, maybe you want the one that started it all? ;)

> Card measures 4” x 5.5” on heavy bright white matte card stock
> Blank Inside
> Carefully packaged in a cello sleeve with rigid backing and shipped in bubble mailer for ultimate protection.

Are you buying more than one card?
Check out our multi-card deal here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/219737327/card-set-stationary-set-mix-and-match?ref=shop_home_active_4



Like our style?
Check out www.knottycards.com to learn more about us and see our entire collection.

Copyright 2015 – 2016 Knotty Cards. Don’t Be Knotty, Be Original.
(basically, don’t steal our shit)
*DOMESTIC ORDERS PLACED AFTER 2/5 ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO ARRIVE BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY**

The ORIGINAL Jalapeno Pants card as featured on Buzzfeed and Huffington Post! We know there are other people out there selling this design, and that sucks. But hey, maybe you want the one that started it all? ;)

> Card measures 4” x 5.5” on heavy bright white matte card stock
> Blank Inside
> Carefully packaged in a cello sleeve with rigid backing and shipped in bubble mailer for ultimate protection.

Are you buying more than one card?
Check out our multi-card deal here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/219737327/card-set-stationary-set-mix-and-match?ref=shop_home_active_4



Like our style?
Check out www.knottycards.com to learn more about us and see our entire collection.

Copyright 2015 – 2016 Knotty Cards. Don’t Be Knotty, Be Original.
(basically, don’t steal our shit)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

We do everything in our power to keep our customers happy. That’s our ultimate goal. If you aren’t 100% happy with your purchase, let us know and we will work with you on a solution. There will be no refunds if we can tell you didn’t read our listing descriptions/these policies.

If you did not order within the described deadline on our home page and your card arrives after you wanted, we will NOT refund your money. We can't email everyone to make sure we know what date they would like the card.

NO REFUNDS WILL BE GIVEN FOR CARDS THAT ARE DELIVERED AFTER AN EXPECTED DATE!

Exceptions:
* If your card arrives damaged, we will replace it within 24 hours and usually ship so it gets to you in 2-3 days.
* If for some reason we send you the wrong card, we will by all means correct the order.
* If the post office loses the package and we can tell you didn’t receive it, we will absolutely send you another.
* If a tsunami, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, snow storm, asteroid, rogue wave, alien attack, or any other crazy thing happens we will replace your card. We’re not unreasonable, geez.

Copyright Knotty Cards, 2016. Designs cannot be reproduced or sold without exclusive permission from the owner, Casey Sweeney.

Shipping policies

All cards will be sent upon the receiving of payment.
They will be mailed 3-5 business days upon purchase. These cards will be created using matte card stock and include an envelope with purchase. They will be packaged in a rigid mailer, enclosed in a cellophane sleeve for ultimate protection. Ultimate.

For holiday orders, please take note that we cannot control the USPS so order way ahead of time. Trust us, we wish we could. We will post the specific date the USPS suggests in our shop banner as soon as we know it.

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